#kyustache

IT'S KASEY'S BIRTHDAY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY

YOU ARE GOOD PEOPLE

I AM SO tired of this shit omg

SO MANY INSIDE JOKES. but umm pretty sure Ageless Princess of my Soul should be YUNHO’S TOILET if you catch MAAAHH drift

OH HEY THERE. Going to treat this like story time instead.

1. There is a bowl of instant noodles on my dresser that's been there for approx. two weeks and I didn't realize it was there but now it's cultivating some pretty nasty bacteria and I don't want to touch it.

2. I like bones.

3. I'll have to start training myself to sleep with clothes on before Kasey comes to visit because of obvious semi-naked reasons.

4. I have this Digimon pillowcase that I've had since I was 6 or 7 and I sleep with it every night because idk Gabumon is a sexy ass mother fuck.

5. I bought this super expensive violin just after christmas and I was set on being the very best like no one ever was but after two seconds of playing it I decided that I have the motor skills of a dead chimp and put it away forever.

6. I like to pretend that I can play the flute, but in reality it's like me spitting into a woodwind instrument for a few minutes before I'm out of breath and feeling somewhat accomplished.

7. I've literally read probably every single piece of exo fanfiction in existence that didn't make me want to vomit up everything I have ever eaten after the first five lines.

8. Many of you may know this already, but I'm running out of things to say so I'll say it again. I have a mosquito bite between my boobs and I vaguely wonder how a mosquito got there in the first place.

9. There's this kid at my school who's girlfriend broke up with him, so he put his head through a window in the cafeteria, and now there's this ongoing thing when people see him they scream 'FUS RO DAH!' and he just rages everywhere.

10. I really like soft people. Not personality wise but body wise, I guess? I don't know, skinny people aren't overly attractive to me. I'd prefer someone with a little meat. Backhandles and thighs please hnng.