i see their relationship as extremely one-sided & doomed despite everything - and there's not enough people in this fandom to argue with me about it <3 let's talk about it!

ཐི⋆ཋྀ ~ Good God - Korn ~ ཐི⋆ཋྀ

kyoya (externally): we'll be friends until the very end of time, Rouga.

rouga (internally): Kyoya's a millionaire. I got saved by a millionaire. And he's my friend!

rouga (externally): Kyoya, I'll always win.

kyoya taking for granted his riches. I want to bite him as someone working a 9-6 office job. especially since lunch break is over.

i am trying to do something productive but the...them.........

AS REQUESTED by @fluffysheepexperienceindignity hehehehe i hope you enjoy!!! but these r not super interesting tbh

first of all, i love that the fandom has collectively agreed that kyoya is sickly and frail and malnourished so jot that down

anyway i think kyoya is vitamin d deficient, iron deficient, perhaps has a thyroid disorder like ME!!! among other things so when they lived together, rouga carried around kyoyas medication & supplements and reminded him to take them throughout the day.

when kyoya took rouga places in the helicopter, rouga would always comment that he could definitely fly it if there were an emergency and kyoya would tell him its harder than you think it is. rouga was unconvinced.

kyoya's sink (bc they probably have one of those giant bathrooms with multiple sinks) has 1000 different skin care and makeup products and rouga's has one bottle of 13 in 1 soap that kyoya begs him to get rid of.

rouga uses kyoya's eyeliner (often).

oh yeah like is it even a headcanon to say kyoya wears makeup. like absolutely he does. when you start dyeing your eyebrows, nothing is off limits.

speaking of dyeing his eyebrows, rouga absolutely helps dye his red highlights and eyebrows. he also helps pluck them into their cunty cunty CUNTY thin shape.

if they were going to a local show, they would absolutely be goth (kyoya) and emo (rouga). don't even argue with me because LOOK AT KYOYAS DISASTER OUTFIT!!! nothing more goth than a vampire cosplay. (also i think rouga would introduce him to a mall goth look and he would love it) and rouga... babe. i wouldnt call you emo if you would move your bangs.

kyoya and rouga both have anger issues. oh? oh, sorry you said headcanons. my bad.

kyoya listens to death metal because i do because it is up-tempo and a nice contrast to classical. vocals in death metal are also often used as another instrument rather than the highlight of the track and i think he would like that. it is also a great way to covertly vent frustration and rage. is kyoya tapping along to a symphony or a cattle decap song? you will never know.

rouga listens to nu metal and grunge. UGHHH righT?????? i dont have an explanation for you here its just right.

like they obv listen to other things but lets be real.

oh also i hc rouga as native american for literally no reason at all <3 (except for that my mommie is native american and i love her)