Gromph and Kimmuriel's Surface Adventures
a very cursed BG3 run • Part I
starring @jenarion as Gromph and @jenorine as Kimmuriel
Warning: This post may contain spoilers for Baldur's Gate 3
Kimmuriel's Diary
Dear diary,
Gromph and I awoke aboard a nautiloid ship two days ago. We have both been blessed with mind flayer parasites. Though Gromph hardly possesses the necessary aptitude, I daresay. All the more irritating that he insists on removing his parasite!
After an unfortunate nautiloid crash, we found ourselves stranded in Faerûn. We recruited a vampire and a Sharran as expendable assets. The iblith-wizard trapped within a portal, I allowed to perish. Out of respect for Gromph.
Gromph has lost access to most of his magical abilities and is now slowly rebuilding them. Why he has developed such an affection for hand axes remains a mystery to me. I also found myself without my psionic powers. Hopefully only a temporary inconvenience. I manage well enough regardless, though I must admit to developing certain kleptomaniac tendencies.
Gromph could not resist inviting a peculiar undead into our camp. His strange attraction to liches continues to disgust me.
My first night in camp was... oddly nostalgic. In my dreams, a figure bearing Rai’gy’s face approached me. I can tell it was not truly him. He would never wear the armor of an iblith. That dream visitor attempts to fool me, and I’m determined to learn the truth.
The second day was a fever dream. Gromph struggled to get going at first. Likely the result of delaying his natural end through an amulet. Later, he willingly took lute lessons from a tiefling. Perhaps the parasite is affecting him more than I anticipated...
Not that he seemed to enjoy it, though. “I am only doing this for the proficiency”, he explained. His face was one of discomfort.
While Gromph amused himself in the Emerald Grove, I did some lucrative networking for Bregan D’aerthe. I invested in a group of criminal tiefling children and graciously ignored their blatant attempts to steal from me. Gromph claims I am going soft. I politely disagree.
To demonstrate this, I later initiated the massacre of a small group of particularly rude ibliths. Gromph participated enthusiastically.
After that, we visited a hag. Gromph was delighted. She offered him a hag’s eye in exchange for removing the parasite. An arrangement he considered a win-win. He accepted it with the words “I have two eyes anyway.”
In my opinion, he is becoming far too accustomed to eye transplants. Well, the hag failed to remove the parasite. It is Netherese. Now even I am mildly concerned.
After freeing a svirfneblin behind Gromph’s back (which I did not do out of softness) we took a long rest. Turns out, my vampire iblith believes I failed to notice his fangs and red eyes upon first meeting him. The fool even attempted to feed on me.
Fortunately for him, I found myself curious enough to grant him this one-time opportunity. After all, I had used him repeatedly the day before to trigger traps in advance. It is only reasonable to keep one’s tools motivated.
Tomorrow, our journey continues. Maybe I will be lucky and I will finally be able to consume the mind flayer parasite specimen I secured along the way...
With kind regards,
Kimmuriel Oblodra
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We all love this powerful wizard who sometimes acts like a pubescent teenager. There is also a theory that he has more warm feelings for his rat than for his family members. Kyorli fanclub.
Kyorli skittered between the moving legs and chose one to jump onto. It jerked, and a human face appeared under the table. She tapped her little claws along the fabric, then up-up along the arm and onto the shoulder. She sniffed around the human’s ear, tickling it with her long whiskers.
“What are you doing?” she heard her master’s voice in her mind.
“Like her,” she squeaked back. “Smell like leaves and Weave.”
Kyorli nudged the human one last time with her wet, twitchy nose and scuttled down to settle under her shirt.
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My hc is that Kyorli was his first familiar and she's been with him ever since he was a child hahahaha like she's the one only who was there for him when he was sad and
A thing I'm probably adding to the Do'Urden run fic is Kyorli just fucking showing up at Last Light and everyone going "How did that rat get all the way here perfectly safe???" except Nalfein who is like "I KNOW THAT RAT!"
