#kymanweek2019

Synopsis: A twisted tale of deception, betrayal, drama, romance, and peanut butter brownies. You don't mess with Kyle and Eric Broflovski, unless you want your life to be ruined. (My very, very, very, very, very, very belated contribution to Day Four of Kyman Week 2019: Teamwork.)

I think this is my first proper, official "new" story since my return to fandom. I don't feel like the second chapter of To Kiss a Ginger counts since it wasn't on its own. It's also my first dive into domestic Kyman with kids, so I hope you enjoy it!

A day late, but here it is. Kyman-Week day 6: favorite head-canon. It’s late cause I had no idea what to draw. Way to many ideas, so I made up one.

Eric never does his work, so Kyle always comes over to make him do it (so they can go to college together). Eric unfortunately chooses this time to take a shower following it up with a smoke. Kyle is annoyed with these habits, partially cause he hates Cartman’s smoking, and second because he gets way to distracted with a clean, shaggy-looking Cartman afterwards.

He hates smoking but Kyle can’t help but admit Eric makes it look way to good. Kenny agrees and encourages it.

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: South Park Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Kyle Broflovski/Eric Cartman Characters: Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick, wendy mentioned, Sheila mentioned Additional Tags: Angst, Fluff, Underage Drinking, Cannon typical Cussing, Kyman week day 2, AU, highschool, No happy ending(yet) Summary:

Kyle goes to a graduation party hosted by Cartman and discovers him in his room. Kyle kisses Cartman but then passes out and can't remember the rest of the night and refuses to believe Cartman's version of events.