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I was tagged by: alliteratively-speaking aka Sarah aka Brian

1) If you could meet one person who would it be?

One person? 

My forever answer to this question is Tina Fey. Tina Fey is basically perfect. She is incredibly smart, she is drop dead gorgeous and she doesn't give one single solitary fuck what anyone thinks about her. She's everything I've ever wanted to be. If I got to meet Tina Fey it would be glorious for me, and terrifying for her because I would immediately shit myself. 

2) Who is someone you look up to? 

I really look up to Grace Helbig. She is very smart and cool and she makes her own way which is fucking inspiring. Even with this whole MDC thing and losing 2 million subscribers she has managed to stay classy and stay funny. Grace is impressive as fuck and, whether you like her comedy or not, you can't ever deny that. Also she's facking hilarious. 

3) What is something you wish you could tell someone?

I wish I could tell my dog that if she were human we'd be soul mates. Is that weird? I really love my dog. 

4) What’s your favorite movie?

UGH. SO MANY. Either Star Wars episode V or Date Night. I can quote the fuck out of both of them, so don't even try, you nerf-herder.

5) Who was the last person who hugged you? 

I can't remember. Good lord I need a hug. 

6) What are you looking forward to in 2014?

I am looking forward to everything. I've decided to be more productive and do more shit and just generally be better. So far I'm kind of rocking it. 2014 has been pretty great so far and I'm just excited to see where it goes.  

7) Dogs or cats?

Dogs. Dogs. DOgs. Dogs. Dogs. Dogs. Dogs. Dogs. Never not dogs. Fuck cats. 

8) Who do you want to be with right now?

Anyone. I've been cooped up in my house for days. I want a friend to come over. 

9) What’s your nickname?

Morgana Burriito mostly, I also get some Brian's, and every once in a while I get a "Princess" but only when Emily's around. 

10) What/Who always makes you smile?

What - Grace Helbig videos, my dog, snow, 30 Rock, Roar by Katy Perry, asks on tumblr, and puns

Who - celebrities, my little brother when I lie to him and he doesn't know how to deal with it, my dog, 

knock on wood

judging you

fuck off i like my drama ok

If you pause consistently before answering things to quickly think an answer over, they will assume there is a slight lag and you get to prepare yourself a bit more.

The Rules:

Rule 1: Always post the rules.

Rule 2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write 12 new ones.

Rule 3: Tag 12 new people and link them to the post.

Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them.

I was tagged by:http://themaidofdishonor.tumblr.com

Questions I was asked:

Last time you stayed in a hotel?

I can't even remember! uhhh  last summer I went to Myrtle Beach with my friend soo probly then! Do you like to drive?

fucking love it. it gives me a really nice feeling of control... is that weird? Favorite kind of soup?

french onion. in a bread bowl. from panera. omg. just thinking about it....

Does anyone you know in real life follow you?

way more than I'd like. i freak out on here much too often Do you know anyone who is pregnant right now?

Kim Kardashian Favorite kind of wine, if you have one?

Austie!!! Who is the main character in the last TV show you watched?

Zach Stone! (Bo Burnham) Is your name in any songs that you know of?

tragically no! When a show’s theme song comes on and there aren’t any words, do you find yourself humming or “singing” along with it anyway?

YES! Have you ever been in a red car?

my moms is red!! Who is your favorite “YouTube” celebrity?

Grace Helbig all the way Alright. Admit it here and now. Have you ever been interested in the whole My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fad? If so, who is best pony? 

sorry no... =/

My 12 Questions:

Favorite summer food?

flavor ice popsicles... but only the pink kind

Kristen Wiig or Tina Fey? TINA FEY TINA FEY TINA FEY TINA FEY!!

What’s your superpower? I can fart virtually undetected anywhere- most of the time

Have you ever hitchhiked? nooooo thats unsafe!

Today is your last day on Earth, what do you do? blog about it

How did you find tumblr? i followed a tina fey fan blog for the longest time without even knowing i could make one of my own! thats bossypants.tumblr.com 

If you could only live with one for the rest of your life would you pick a phone or a laptop? laptop x1000000

Favorite Bath and Body Works Scent? something like enchanted forrest or hidden castle- whatever it is it reminds me of narnia

Paramore or Parachute? parachute... but up in the plane i may reconsider

What color are your socks right now? blue and white striped

What is the last state that you visited? CHICAGO, ILLINIOS

Do you know that I love you?! I DO AND I LOVE YOU!!! my questions!!! 1. What did you think of the office finale? 2. does your mom snore? 3. What movie are you most excited for this summer? 4. Do you have any pets? 5. Which tv character do you most relate to? 6. Favorite book? 7. To which Hogwarts house do you belong? 8. Are your nails painted right now? If so, what color?