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Come Buy My KWTs
Thatās right. You heard it here first!
Iām going to release a series of exclusive KWT collectibles. KWT stands for Killian Whump Things, and I guarantee each and every KWT will be an actual bonafide thing of some kind. Not only that, but theyāll all be non-fungusible, meaning thereās absolutely NO WAY fungus will grow on any of them!
Imagine that! Youāll be the coolest kid on the internet with your spanky new KWT while all those other kids have other things that fungus would love to slowly devour and return to the earth.
Iām going to release 25,728 of these bad boys, and charge $15 million a piece. Iām also going to post them all online here on my blog, so you can right click and save them and do whatever you want with them, because itās not like I can stop you or anything and itās a free world. (Fungus will grow on them, though. BEWARE!!!)
There will also be exclusive music for each one of them! ...but only if youāre in my house, listening to the MP3s Iāll be playing as I shitpost about them. Otherwise, youāre on your own and have to provide your own shitty music to accompany your experience.
AND as an added incentive for you to send me obscene amounts of money, each KWT comes with exclusive access to the KWverse.Ā āWhat?ā youāre thinking.Ā āAnother useless metaverse spin-off?ā NO! This is a real life universe built in a small medieval dungeon filled with extremely handsome men for you to play with to your heartās content. Like women instead? Sure, I can throw some hot women in there, too! I can do whatever I want, because itās called the KWverse because I own the fucking place. Oh, and itās all non-fungusy, too - because nobody wants mold in their play space. I know.
Not only THAT, but for a limited time, if you send me half a pint of blood, Iāll come and have dinner with you. Or at least eat some sort of meal at your place. Or raid your fridge when youāre not home. Look, Iām not sure whatās going to happen, or what Iām going to do with all that blood (haha, Iām lying, Iām gonna summon a few demons), but itāll be great and youāll love it. I mean, why would I lie to you? I wouldnāt, thatās why! Trust me! One out of one mes trust me. You should too!
Letās see... What else, what else... Well, everything else! You like gaming? Iām gonna put gaming in the KWverse. You like super dramatic celebrity court battles? Weāre gonna have, like, a thousand of them every week! You like fraudulent insurance scams? I could pull a few. Why not?
Iām also gonna have a concert. I canāt play any instruments worth shit, but that doesnāt matter, because thereās only a .00000003% chance itāll actually happen, anyway. But it makes it sound like your $15 million is going to a lot of different things instead of just the one single unmoldy KWT youāre actually buying - so its value to me is immense.
So what are you waiting for? Come buy my KWTs!
Remember, anything can have value if enough people believe it has value. Come and believe with me. Together, we can fleece everyone else out of their hard-earned cash and blow it on gluten-free cocaine and hookers!
I canāt believe @wyntereyez has called KWTs a scam.
Sheās obviously troubled, jealous, and scared of the future.
DONāT LISTEN TO HER LIES.
Only trust me, and send me $15 million, because Iām the only one who will tell you the truth about the KW revolution happening right under your nose.
Most people just have a mouth under their nose, I know, but YOU have a whole revolution happening under there and if you donāt give me $15 million, someone else WILL and itāll be really awkward having someone else living in your mouth.
Look, just trust me. I wouldnāt lie to you as I demand money from you.
That would be wrong. And I canāt be wrong if Iām right! See?
KWTs are selling like hotcakes!!! Iāve already minted 10,000 of them and sold them for $15 million each, so Iām a bonafide tens-of-thousands-illion-aire or... or whatever thatās called...
Look, the important thing is that I have a lot of money now, which means Iām a financial whiz kid and my advice is now worth like, more than money even. Itās priceless, is what it is. And Iām telling you right now, you wanna buy these smoking hot KWTs before they all sell out and youāre the only person in the world who doesnāt have one!!
Nevermind that thereās almost 8 billion people in the world and Iām only sellingĀ 25,728 of these things. Itās gonna FEEL like thereās 25,729 people and youāre the only one without a KWT!!!
I just sold another thousand of them while I was typing this message!!
Order now before theyāre all gone!!!
Special Giveaway!!!
Iām running a once-in-a-lifetime giveaway RIGHT NOW!!
Thatās right! The giveaway is happening right now, this very second, as you read these words!! In fact, AS youāre reading these words, youāre pledging your eternal soul and $15 million to the charitable cause known as my digital wallet.
And I useĀ āpledgedā andĀ ādonatedā synonymously, so the cash will be taken immediately out of your bank account and your soul is now mine.
WELCOME TO THE DIGITAL REVOLUTION!!!
Iām gonna be so fucking rich, you have no idea...

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