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Be a lawyer they said, it will be fun they said. They lied, whoever they are. This day has been horrible. The longest day of my life. Why I thought having night class for Trots would be a good idea is beyond me. All I want to do is sleep but no, I have to work on my mock trail assignment. Is it Spring Break yet? Please tell me it’s March.

KUWTT UPDATE.

Who is smart enough to get into Princeton, but still stupid enough to fall asleep at a red light? This girl right here. I didn’t even realize I was tired enough to fall asleep behind the wheel of a car. Big shout out to all of the people honking at me while I slept. Thank you so much for checking to make sure I was alive. I really appreciate it.

Shout out to the godly barista that let me borrow a knife so I could clean coffee out of my laptop keyboard keys because I’m an idiot. 

Do you know what happens when I get bored? I chew gum while hanging upside down. Do you know what happens next? Said gum falls out of my mouth and gets into my hair. I must have tried everything to get it out (including putting peanut butter in it- who knew that was even a thing?) and it just wouldn’t come out. That’s when I said, “fuck it,” and shaved the side of my head. Quick, someone tell me how awesome it looks, so I can pretend that I did this on purpose. 

I just woke up to my roommate asking if he could have some of the 284 waffles that I apparently made last night. I got really drunk last night.