kuroo, tsukki, bokuto, akaashi, oikawa, iwaizumi GO
why am i not surprised you gave me these six fuckers.
Do the sexy love™ with: iwa-chan lm FAO TAKE ME IN YOUR BEAUTIFUL ARMS.
Sacrifice myself for: Oikawa because i want my precious hardworking son to be hapPY FOR ONCE IN HIS FUCKING LIFE.
Kick: …akaashi but not bc im going to kick him hard it will be like a smol tap and then i will accept the beating i get from everyone. i will fucking beat myself. why do i always end up hurting akaashi kms i love him tho.
Take to prom: Kuroo (god bless that beautiful fucker with his perfect everything)
Abandon in jurassic park: Tsukki ofc. (he probs knows enough about all the dinosaurs there to survive.)
Push off a bridge: Bokuto bc he will probably bust out giant ass owl wings or whatever and we’ll be flying together while he sings a whole new world.