Look! Everyone, feast your eyes on our wonderful performer!
I wonder, did anyone know how much this girl, Kcary Yrell, loved being the center of attention? I doubt it, it’s not like she had very many friends here! Nobody really cared about her that much, did they?
Here, she’s thrown on a big stage. The lights are shining all on her, she’s dancing, she’s dancing so beautifully in the lights! However, if you look closely in the audience… nobody’s there! What a shame. And if you look even closer, it’s almost as if the swift, fluid movements aren’t Kcary’s herself. She’s being hung up on marionette strings, and as the music plays, you can see the strings going closer off to the side. And then, as the ending notes play, they start pulling. They pull and pull, dragging Kcary’s limbs with them, as her entire body starts to pull apart. Like taffy! They are super-duper strong, and can crack bones in a matter of seconds! Just as they do here. Don’t worry, as this is totally painful. But she still looks very happy, yeah? Soon, all her body parts are sprayed everywhere, and her face is smiling. She looks totally content with this, as the curtain closes to the non-existent audience.
Looks like this show’s over, folks!











