May 8, 2023
Hey frank can you help me plan an event? This is what I've got so far. (You are invited too, of course)
"Hewwo friends we're having a tea party! Please bring your favourite teas, cakes, cookies, etc, vegan if possible! We can maybe play a board game too, or just have a nice chat.
Also please remember to dress up! The theme is doom, sacrifice, occultism, goth, and destruction. Minimum dress standard is entirely covered in blood."
That sounds amazing, and I'm very glad to be invited. Unfortunately, I won't be able to participate myself -- I'll be having a party of my own today, since it's my birthday.
Everyone is invited, but the dress code is fairly simple:
Wear only things which kill
