Why do all the characters in Baldur's Gate 3 fall in love with me? LIKE IN EVERY PLAYTHROUGH! I was just being nice! 😶 And then in those "scenes", there are just massively dismissive answers that you just don't want to choose because they're mean. So you pick the only nice one and THEN THEY TRY TO KISS YOU! They don't even ask beforehand. Or they look at you with expectations, and you have to reject them in the "moment," AND THEN THEY'RE SO SAD. I almost started something with Wyll BECAUSE HE LOOKED SO SAD LIKE A PUPPY. 😭I JUST THOUGHT WE WERE DANCING. I'M SO SORRY. YOU ARE MY BEST FRIEND, OKAY?
I play a baby elf from the forests. He's a naive monk druid, and the only wood he knows comes from trees … Always talking about nature, love, giving, sharing, be kind - and he's only stealing the sh*t out of most peoples bags, because… Mine, yours, these are all bourgeois categories! All is owned by nature! Duh! Give, don't take. Also, we try to save the world and you want us to pay for better equipment? Rude! And also ... OMG HAVE YOU SEEN THAT CUTE SQUIRREL? CAN WE WATCH IT FOR A WHILE?
Well ... I guess Halsin will jump him next ... 🫥














