#krisasks

it's about FUCKING TIME

I've been in this bitch 7 years and nobody ever told me to delete my account

also I just noticed that right before the fuckin tittypocalypse, they added tagging to mobile asks

@bottled-jellyfish i know this was you, i love u a lot

i’m gonna be doing this meme shipping myself with thor odinson of marvel, that big beautiful lightning boy

in this setting, i’m a mutant who meets thor before ragnarok (probably around the time pietro and wanda are introduced) and i fall for him, and i support him and his losses after ragnarok. i am ignoring infinity war. i am ignoring infinity war.

14. Scariest moment together? when thor returned after ragnarok, he was, understandably, very shaken up. the scariest times were when he couldn’t keep the traumatic memories at bay, and he would think asgard was still being invaded, and he was thrust into the arena- i’d use my empathy powers to try and soothe him, but they were still volatile times.

15. Happiest moment together? everything is quiet and there’s no fighting. we’re in bed together and just waking up in the afternoon, cause we’re allowed to sleep in. those soft, gentle moments where there’s no war and no pain and no choices to be made- where we can just lie there and forget we’re mutants and gods and just pretend to be human.

16. Are you or will you ever get married? would that make me an immortal pagan god by marriage? then absolutely yes. i have no idea of thor has a wife in the MCU but for now let’s go with No

17. Ideal way to spend time with one another? i like to hear his stories about asgard and travelling the nine worlds, and he likes to watch me affect people’s emotions from afar. we’ll sit on the couch and just talk for hours, or go to a cafe or diner and people watch. we’re simple lads.

18. Who has the higher sex drive? mE, he may be 23 in asgardian years but i am RARING to go

19. What areas do the two of you like to be kissed on? i like to be kissed on my neck, and he likes to be kissed wherever i want to kiss him.

20. What are the biggest relationship flaws the two of you have? there’s a cultural dissonance between us, because he is an immortal god and i am a modern mortal, so some of our values are different, and it can be hard to adjust to things. as well, i experience my emotions so strongly that they can affect him, and those emotions are not always good.

21. In which ways are you two the most similar? we’re both passionate about what we love, and interested in what the other has to say. no matter who is talking, we’re engaged.

22. In which ways are the two of you most different? thor is much more outgoing and energetic than i am, even after ragnarok. i’m more of a homebody, but he gets me excited and energeized, and i can bring him down from a high.

23. Who is the most affectionate? meeee, big time. i’m very touchy-feely and affectionate, i just love physical contact of any sort. i am practically climbing on him like a spiderman.

24. If the two of you are apart for a long time, who takes it the hardest? me, most likely, though that’s not saying much. i can handle distance, i can handle anything, but i’ll always have those moments when i ache for his touch.

30. Who is more possessive over the other? possessiveness, for me, is actually a bit of a turn-off, it’s not something i like to see. i don’t see thor as being possessive, per se, more protective than anything. i’m not possessive either- if he wants to go have a night with bruce and steve, they can have at it!

31. Who is better at dirty talk? What sorts of things do they say? thor. he says things in old norse that i can’t even understand but the ways he says them, i just know it’s something devilish.

32. Is jealousy a problem at all? no. i’m not the jealous type, and i don’t suppose he is either. we have a very openly communicative relationship, so if he were to tell me he was hit on the other day, it wouldn’t bother me. he’s a hot avenger, who wouldn’t hit on him! as for him, jealousy in a relationship doesn’t seem to be a thing for him.

33. What’s your favorite place to have sex? NEMO WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THIS. IN THE BED, LIKE ALL GOOD PAGAN-CHRISTIANS.

34. Who confessed first? it was me. after ragnarok i just couldn’t take it anymore and was like, look, i’m way into you and if you’re down i’d love to see if we could make things work. of course, i waited until after he was, you know, okay. and after a week or two, he came to me and said he’d like to try.