#kralieee

i waS FIRST ON THE LIST B)))

             ❝ you’re gonna ha —— ❞

                his insult is cut short, because                 he realizes it isn’t in his best                 interest to threaten strangers                 with mediocre warning of                  ' … have to get a new face                  when i’m done with you ‘                 including the whole prospect                 of ' context ' && ' interpretation. ' 

           ❝ generally, it just means you need glasses. ❞                     ❝ apparently, for you — it means you need your own                                           personal google fucking maps —— ❞

                friendly ?? as close as it’s getting.                                  sorry, not sorry.

           ❝ it’s … it’s okay — you don’t, have to. ❞                           ❝ or, whatever. ❞

                      "Eh-- glasses aren't my thing. Besides, I see                        just fine! I guess it's the limb coordination that's                        my shortcoming, I bump into people all the time!"

                                Brian's hands are currently trying to get rid of                                 droplets of former iced coffee that still clung to                                 his skin-- to be honest, if he wasn't in public he                                 would have simply stuck his coffee--drenched                                 fingers in his mouth. Alas, he is not alone.

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