#kori:threads

“I know, I know, Halloween’s over and whatever, that’s fine. But you still have to give me at least a month to switch from Halloween movie quotes to Christmas movie quotes. Give me another week or so and my voicemail is going to be Buddy the Elf asking what your favorite color is.”

“So I screamed back “I hope your apple pie was freaking worth it!” and they didn’t get the reference. I mean, I know I shouldn’t have had high expectations for a group of people that had never even seen the Sandlot, but like, Supernatural is still going! And that scene was iconic!”

“If someone’s first response to the phrase Who ya gonna call?! is not to yell back GHOSTBUSTERS!, then I can promise you, I do not want to know them.”

“Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.”

“You act like you’ve never seen a harpy before, jaw all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst through the door and he started whooping her ass worse than before. It’s the return of--no, wait, you’re right. I’m not the Real Slim Shady. Dammit.”

“He didn’t like the Banana Boat scene in Beetlejuice. I don’t need that kind of negativity in my life.”

“Well, you know what they say. There’s no crying in baseball.”

“If your plan doesn’t involve dancing around a kitchen, rapping along to Eminem songs at full volume while eating shredded cheese out of the bag, I’m not interested.”