If You Bring a Friend to Dinner...
Kon eyed the multiple laptops Tim had scattered around himself as he lounged on the couch in the manorâs living room, not as hard as he was side eying Timâs outfit, but he was still eying the technology situation hard. âWhy are you researching this today? And why arenât we doing this in the cave?â
âIâm bored and you know Bruceâs rule about suits in the cave,â Tim answered without taking his eyes off his screen except to switch to looking at a different laptopâs screen. âAlso, Iâm not changing.â He motioned to his quite comfy, oversized, fluffy dark hoodie, which gave the impression of an adult version of a toddlerâs bear coat. The only thing it was missing was little ears on the hood.
âLazy,â Kon scoffed and collapsed onto the opposite couch, feet hanging over the arm.
âComfortable,â Tim corrected, now looking at the third laptop.
âYou look ridiculous. You should be embarrassed,â Kon grumbled.
This finally made Tim stop and look up. âOf all the things Iâve done, this is what you think I should be embarrassed about? Buddy, this isnât even in the top hundred this year alone,â Tim scoffed. âBesides, I'm not going to see anyone but you and my family today and I donât care what any of you guys think.â
Kon opened his mouth to tell him that was probably a good thing because what he thought was that Tim look like a spoiled, sorority girl going through a bad breakup.  But instead of passing on this vital knowledge, he snapped his mouth shut and lifted his head to angle it toward the rest of the manor. âNo way,â he muttered under his breath.
Tim sat up straight, immediately switching to mission mode and scouring the Watchtowerâs feed scanning for any crises popping up anywhere in the world. âWhat is it?â he demanded, his blood pressure steadily increasing with each negative result.
âNo way,â Kon repeated again. He bolted up off the couch and flew out the door toward the west wing, moving so quickly, it was close to being literal. Tim rushed after him with absolutely no hope of catching him even if he hadnât taken a few extra seconds to carefully displace his laptops.
Kon skidded to a stop at the end of the west wingâs hallway barely missing colliding into the two figures that had stopped in the middle of the hallway, the woman clearly didnât let her significantly smaller stature hold her back as she stood staring up the other man, hands on her hips with a cocky smirk on her lips while the man didnât look chastened in the least. The woman eeped and jumped back at the sudden intrusion while the man sighed heavily, the amused uptick to his lips dropping instantly. âWhat are you doing here?â he glowered.
âAnd good to see you too, Damian,â Kon grinned. He took a step to the side just in time to avoid Tim bowling into him as he rounded the corner but grabbed his arm to help him skid to a stop before running into the other two.
Damian leaned back and crossed his arms as he glowered at their dumbfounded stares. âOh good, the peanut gallery.â
Tim and Kon would have responded any other time, heartily dished back the attitude Damian was giving them, but they were too dumbfounded at seeing Damian with a friend other than Jon, a female, non-hero friend, to really register his words.
The woman waited a few beats, looking back and forth between them before deciding to take matters into her own hands. She grinned at them and held out her hand. âHi! Iâm Marinette.â
Tim stared at the hand, still too dumbfounded to register what was going on. He leaned back closer to Kon, âWhat the fuck is happening right now?â He meant to whisper, and technically, he did, but it was still loud enough to travel crystal clear to both Marinette and Damian.
âItâs a hand⌠you shake it as a greeting,â she explained slowly.
Tim blinked a few times before he reached out and shook her hand woodenly. He looked over at Damian while still holding her hand, eyes wide in shock. âYou brought someone home.â He didnât realize he was still holding her hand until she chortled quietly at his astonished tone, only then letting go of her hand and offering her a sheepish smile.
âObviously,â Damian retorted. He pretended to flinch when the woman elbowed him in the ribs and sighed dramatically. âThis is my friend Marinette Dupain-Cheng. Marinette, this isâŚâ
âSheâs a girâŚâ Kon cut in. His eyes darted to Damian for just a second before returning to the woman in front of him. âYou're a girl,â Kon stated to her, meeting her eyes with an incredulous stare as though she should understand why that was so problematic to his world view.
She straightened instantly and her eyes hardened. âYeah, well spotted.  Good job.  Now do something impressive, like figure out what you are.  I'm guessing cryptid,â she snapped with a coldness he hadnât anticipated from someone dressed in so many pastels.
He blinked like he was really seeing her for the first time and leaned back to better view her with an assessing once over and raised an amused eyebrow as his lips curled up in a smile, âNah, that's usually Tim. He dresses for it and everything,â he motioned toward Timâs hoodie.  âIâm a different type of legendary beast.â He waggled his eyebrows at her. âIâm more one of the tall, sexy creatures that visit maidenâs dreams.â
âNo, you arenât,â Damian declared.
Marinette crossed her arms over her chest and leaned back, her eyes narrowing. âLike a Liderc maybe,â she scoffed.Â
Kon hummed in mock consideration and took a step closer to her. âIs a LiricâŚâ
âLiderc,â she corrected.
â⌠tall and sexy?â he finished leaning closer to her.
She pushed him back with a smirk and a finger to his chest. âNot exactly⌠more like a little superhumanâŚâ
âSupernatural,â Damian corrected quickly. He shook his head curtly for Tim without bothering to look over and see the questioning glance he knew must be on his face.
ââŚcreature,â she continued without acknowledging Damianâs interruption with a nonchalance indicative of well-established prior experience, âhatched out of a podâŚâ Her smug expression dropped and her eyes unfocused for just a second before she turned to Damian, missing the way Konâs face froze, âpod?â
âEgg,â Damian answered. He waited until sheâd turned back to Kon before meeting Timâs eye this time and curtly shaking his head. Tim raised his eyebrows higher and bobbed his head incredulously. Damian subtly shrugged then nodded. Timâs face stretched in an impressed glower as he returned his attention to the conversation between Marinette and Kon with a renewed interest.
ââŚeggâŚâ she continued oblivious to the silent conversation behind her, her smug expression fully back in place.
âPod was more accurate,â Tim snickered just loudly enough for Kon to hear. Kon huffed and shoved his head away.
ââŚthat flies around and attaches itself to single women,â she finished.
Tim doubled over, the sound of his roaring laughter echoing down the long hallway. Even Damian grinned at her description and Konâs flabbergasted expression. âI thoughtâŚâ Tim stopped to gasp for breath and grabbed onto Konâs shoulder for support, âI thought you hadnât met her yet. She seems to know you pretty well.â Kon scowled and shoved his hand off his shoulder, taking a small measure of enjoyment from Tim almost falling over with the loss of support.
âIt also helps form the Hungarian word for nightmare,â Damian added with a smirk.
âSee, there you go, she thinks youâll visit her dreams,â Tim chortled and patted Konâs chest. âSounds like you were right after all.â
Damianâs smirk quickly dropped. âThere will be no dream guest appearance except between us,â Damian insisted. He tugged Marinette a bit closer and into his side, moving her further away from Kon.  âLet me know when Jon arrives.â Marinette glared at him pointedly. âI will not say âpleaseâ no matter how hard you stare,â he stated, deftly avoiding her eyes and starting to move them out of the hallway.
âIâm not your assistant,â Tim growled. Damian stopped and raised an eyebrow at him and smirked. âYou got something to say?â Tim asked sharply.
âOh, I finally get to meet Jon?â Marinette asked, a bit louder than necessary for their proximity, and moved between the two, directly into Damianâs line of sight.
âYes,â he confirmed as he finally lowered his eyes from the broken staring contest. His face softened as he continued moving them out of the hallway again. âHe will be here in a little bit. He said he had something to do first, then heâll be over and will stay until the New Yearâs party tomorrow. He was quite excited to meet you as well.â
She quirked her head to the side slightly. âWill he be here in time toâŚâ
âHe will indeed,â he cut in sharply. He frog marched her away from the bedroom wing and toward the east wing before she could ask anymore questions.
âWait! Damian, you havenât introduced us!â Marinette objected and tried to turn around toward the men but had to settle for vaguely motioning over her shoulder. âI donât even know their names.â
âYes, good observation,â he praised with only a hint of condescension in his voice and a bit more force in his hands.
âDamian!â she tried to twist to smack his chest but his hands were unyielding. âThatâs rude. I donât want to start out by being rude to your family.â
âFirst, they are not both family,â he scoffed. âSecond, you called one of them a Lidrerc and Iâm being rude?â
âYes! Thatâs different. And you know it,â she huffed.
He eyed her skeptically but shook it off. âThird, I tried and they interrupted. It is their fault if they did not get a proper introduction. Fourth, and most importantly, they are a waste of our time and attention, and I assure you they will not think of this as a reflection on you.â
âDamian!â She gasped and succeeded this time in twisting under his arm to confront him.
The only concession Damian was willing to give to indicate how impressed he was with her ability to break free from his grasp was a raised eyebrow. The rest of his face remained stoic, if a little exasperated. âIâve known them for almost 10 years now. I stand by my evaluation,â he intoned as he turned her around again and continued to push her down the hallway.
âIâm so sorry,â she called over her shoulder as she attempted to give them a parting bright smile and wave.
âIâm not,â Damian called just as loudly but without taking his eyes off the path ahead of him.
Tim scoffed and shook his head at their retreating backs. âHe brought someone home⌠a girl⌠and she seemsâŚnice⌠and normal⌠and nice,â he murmured incredulously.
âOh, she seems very nice,â Kon agreed, watching just as intently, but focusing considerably more on one of them in particular.
Tim smacked him in the chest. âNo,â he ordered sternly.
âWhat?â he asked in mock innocence that he couldnât have pulled off even fresh out of the pod.
âDamianâs friend⌠well, friend. You know, Iâm not sure what that is,â he motioned vaguely toward the east wing, âbut you will not interfere. Damian doesnât make friends. This is big.â
âI havenât done anything⌠yet.â He winked at Tim and started back toward the living room.
âKonâŚâ Tim started warningly.
âCome on, Iâm not going to intentionally hurt him no matter how much of an ass he usually is.â He grinned devilishly back at Tim. âTell you what, you go start the research on her we both know youâre going to do, and Iâll grab some food from somewhere. I can tell you what I heard them talking about when I get back and why he brought her.â
Tim sighed and jogged to catch up with him, smacking him upside the head as soon as he did. âStop listening in on peopleâs conversations outside of missions. Itâs creepy.â They made it all the way back to the living room before he broke. âBut since you heard it already, tell me everything when you get back.â
Kon grinned and shrugged on his jacket. âIâll bring back Batburger. That feels like a spilling the tea kind of food.â
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âI know where the art room is, you know. I donât need an escort,â Jon pointed out as he followed closely behind Kon and Tim on their way down the east wingâs hallway.
âOh, weâre not escorting you,â Tim corrected. He met Jonâs eyes over his shoulder with a look that did not comfort Jon at all.
âWeâre tagging along,â Kon clarified, giving Jon the same look, which was considerably more concerning for Jon when coming from Kon.
Jon eyed them suspiciously. âWhy?â
âCuriosity,â Tim answered at the same time Kon said, âInterest.â
Jonâs eyes narrowed further. âUh huh. Thatâs not fishy at all. Iâm not remotely concerned now,â he grumbled.
âNah, I researched her,â Tim assured him. He moved to the side and slowed his pace just a fraction to match Jonâs. âSheâs clean. Seems like a good kid. Might even be good for Damian.â
Jon nodded unsure how to respond to Timâs candor. âGood, well, thatâs⌠thatâs good.â He started to say more, to compliment Tim on looking out for his brother but before he could figure out how to form the words, Kon snorted.
Tim raised an eyebrow. âWhat?â
Kon waved him off like it was nothing, but the tightening of his jaw indicated otherwise. âNothing. She's just complementing the composition and contrasts of his art and how talented,â he spit the word out like it personally offended him,âand he is absolutely preening at it.â
Jon smiled. âItâs good to know sheâs supporting him. He really likes her, which of course he wonât say, but he talks about her a lot.â
âReally? I hadnât heard anything until today,â Tim noted curiously.
âNot too surprising,â Jon shrugged. âDoesnât really tell you anything about his life, does he? Dick maybe, but youâŚâ He let the sentence trail off. They both knew what Tim and Damianâs relationship was.
Tim grunted a sound similar to an agreement but suddenly smacked Kon upside the head. âAnd stop listening in on other people's conversations. It's creepy.â They took a few steps before he leaned slightly toward Kon and lowered his voice as though Jon couldn't still hear him and said, âBut let me know if he does anything embarrassing.â
Kon grinned and nodded at him with a wink, but his face quickly dropped into a pout as he scowled at the door just a few steps down from them. Tim looked from Kon to the door slowly, suspicion permeating his expression as he slowly opened the art room door, fully expecting the worst, which is why the fluffy sight in front of him was such a relief.
Damian and Marinette were standing in front of one of his paintings, her head on his shoulder and his arm around her waist whispering to each other as she pointed to different points in the painting. Tim looked back at Kon as he stepped into the room and snorted at his deepened scowl at the sweet sight.
The noise knocked the two out of their little bubble, seemingly affecting Damian more than Marinette based on the speed at which he dropped his hand and jumped away from her, causing her to almost fall. He reached out to push her back into balance but instantly returned his hand behind his back and straightened up to his full height before them.
âJon, it is good to see you. Glad you could make it,â Damian welcomed.
âOf course,â Jon said warmly and hugged Damian, which Damian allowed to happen, but didnât return. âIâm here for you.â
âWe didnât get that greeting,â Kon chortled.
âNo, we did not,â Tim agreed. âItâs almost like he doesnât want us here.â
Damian glared at them over Jonâs shoulder.  âItâs not almost like it,â he corrected curtly. He returned his attention to Jon and continued before they, or Marinette, could respond to or chastise him. âJon, this is my friend Marinette. Marinette, this is my friend Jon.â
Marinette smiled brilliantly, lighting up the entire room, and hugged him. She backed away just far enough to not share breath. âItâs so good to meet you! I feel like I know you already. Damian talks about you all the time.â
Jon blushed deeply and shoved his hands in his pockets, looking away sheepishly. âThanks. Itâs really good to finally meet you, too. He talks about you all the time, too. Like non-stop. I canât wait to spend time with you and get to know you better.â
Marinette, whose smile couldnât get any bigger, got warmer instead. âAbsolutely.â She kept his gaze for a few moments before shifting it over his shoulder to the two figures standing behind him and waved. âHey again! Sorry we didnât get to meet earlier, because Damian is rude,â she added pointedly with a glare to Damian added in, to which Damian shrugged unashamedly, âand didnât introduce us. âIâm Marinette. I believe I heard your name is Tim?â she asked uncertainly, waiting until he nodded before continuing. âSo, you must be Tim Drake, yes?â
âI amâ he grinned and ventured further into Damianâs art room than he had ever been allowed to venture before to shake her hand. âNice to meet you⌠officially.â As soon as she turned her attention to Kon, he smirked at Damian, fully enjoying the glare Damian was shooting him.
Marinette stepped closer to Kon and held her hand out. âAnd based on the leather jacket, that would make you Jason Todd?â
Kon sputtered and Tim burst out laughing. âUh⌠no, not Jason,â Kon corrected.
Marinetteâs face dropped almost as fast as her hand. âI am so sorry. It is nice to meet you...â
Kon stepped forward with a small smile and opened his mouth but before he could comfort her Damian pulled her back closer to him and tried to physically angle her toward Jon and main part of the room. âHis name is unimportant,â he stated firmly, making no doubt that the conversation was over.
Jon shook his head, exasperation bleeding from his expression and tone. âItâs the holidays. Be nice, Dame.â
âI donât see how the time of year should affect my behavior,â Damian sniffed.
Marinette dropped her head into her hands and let out an exasperated sigh.  âDamianâŚâ
Damian sighed heavily and rolled his eyes. âFine. That is Jon's brother.â He tried to angle her toward the room again, but Kon took her hand before he could, moving so quickly, it was dangerously close to exposing his identity.
âKon.  My name is Kon. And it is really nice to meet you, Marinette.â
She raised her head slightly and looked up at him, causing her to look through her lashes to meet his eyes, unintentionally taking his breath away. âNice to meet you, Kon.â
âNo, itâs not,â Damian grumbled and pulled her away from Kon, settling her on his other side next to Jon instead. He turned to face Kon full on standing between him and Marinette. âWe were in the middle of something.â
âWe were just about to go play a game,â Marinette added, popping up over his shoulder.
âWe were not.â
âIâd love to play a game,â Jon cheered. Marinette grinned brilliantly at him and clapped like the decision was made.
Damian groaned dramatically and motioned toward the hallway. âFine. The game room is down the hallway.â
Marinette nodded and started toward the hallway but froze mid-step. âYou have a room just for games?â
Kon chuckled, taking more pleasure than he should from the fact that sheâd stopped directly in front of him. âRich people,â he shrugged.
She nodded contemplatively like that explained everything but suddenly popped up. âOh! I know! Do you have Candyland?â She looked back to Tim and Kon with a wicked grin. âI get the feeling that's a game Damian would absolutely hate.â She made a noise somewhere between a squeal and exclamation and twirled in excitement at the prospect of Damian playing the game, heading out the door in full confidence he would follow her.
âIt's pure luck!â Damian exclaimed following after her as expected. âThere is no skill involved at all!â
âThat's the point,â Jon chuckled.  He jogged up to them and slung his arms over both their shoulders.
âWhat's the point if you can't win through your skills,â Damian grumbled.
âIt's just supposed to be for fun,â Marinette chided.
âThat does not sound fun,â he huffed petulantly. âIt sounds like a childrenâs game.â
âIt is a childrenâs game,â Jon laughed.
Damian stared at him incredulously. âThen why are we playing?â
âBecause youâre just a big kid,â Marinette snarked, her smirk only growing in response to Damianâs aghast look. She turned back toward Tim and Kon who had stayed next to the art room door watching their interactions in wonder. âDid you guys want to join?
âThey are far too busy,â Damian assured her hastily and loudly.
âNah, weâre completely open,â Kon grinned. âAnd Iâve never even heard of Candyland.â
Marinette gasped loud enough Kon didnât need to use his superhearing to detect it even from down the hall. She tried to turn back to them but Damian reached around Jon to keep her facing forward. âDamian, heâs never even heard of it! We have to let him play now.â
âWe do not.â
âOh, come on, Dame, it will make it more fun,â Jon insisted. His voice and eyes were filled with an excitement that Marinette seemed to feed off of, her own smile growing at Jonâs response.
Damian looked between them, his petulant frown staying firmly in place, but he let go of Marinetteâs arm and continued forward, knowing full well she and Jon would take it as an agreement. âIncluding Drake has never made anything more enjoyable.â
âCome on,â Tim snickered. âNow I have to play. Plus, I bet she's right about Candyland and I want to see Damian restraining himself from ripping the board in half as he pretends to be normal for her.â
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As it turns out, Marinette was, in fact, correct. Damian absolutely hated the game. If he had laser vision, the ice cream turrets on the Candy Castle would have been eviscerated. âThis is stupid,â he groused as Marinetteâs piece landed on the final rainbow square. He punctuated his displeasure by crossing his arms and pushing away from the table. He could have handled Marinette winning once, but three times was uncalled for.
âCheer up, Damian,â she tried consolingly. âItâs just for fun. It has nothing to do with your skills.â
âItâs a game of luck, remember,â Jon chimed in, which was easy for him as his pieces were usually not far behind Marinetteâs while Damian kept getting picture cards that inevitably sent him back toward the beginning of the board.
âYeah,â Damian glared at Kon, âluck.â
Kon looked to the ceiling innocently and mimed whistling. At the same time, Marinette reached up to touch her earrings guiltily, âand I do tend to be a bit lucky. Sorry.â
Kon opened his mouth to ask if meeting him was an example of getting lucky, but before he could say the line that would definitely end in him getting hit with kryptonite-laced brass knuckles, Dick bounded into the room.
âThere you guys are!â He smiled at all of them, but his eyes kept darting back to Marinette. He couldnât stop moving, shifting from foot to foot and rubbing his hands as he waited exceptionally impatiently for her to be introduced.
Damian finally stepped up for the task, standing tall in front of Dick and motioning toward her. âMarinette, this is my brother Richard Grayson. Richard, this is my friend, Marinette Dupain-Cheng.â
âMarinette, it is nice to meet you,â Dick grinned, his grin widening as he looked between her and Damian. He took her hand with both of his to shake it, pumping it so hard in his excitement he was almost lifting her off the ground. âPlease call me Dick.â
âAnd you,â she agreed breathlessly. It took a few moments after she reclaimed her hand before she could speak again. âHe speaks very highly of you.â
Dickâs eyes sparkled as he watched Damian sidle closer to Marinette, dipping his head just slightly to catch her eye, raising an inquisitive eyebrow and only looking away again once she nodded back to him, but made sure to put his arm around her again. âHe speaks of you at all,â Dick grinned, âso I know you must be important to him.â
Marinette blinked and plastered on a smile. âThank you.â She waited until heâd dropped her hand before adding a quiet, âI think.â
Kon joined her on her other side and smirked. âDonât worry, when Damian is involved, thatâs a compliment.â Marinette pursed her lips and bobbed her head to the side nodding after a moment in agreement.
âNow, the reason I was really sent in, not that meeting you wasnât absolutely at the top of my list,â he added to Marinette. âDinner is about to be served. Alfred would like us to start getting seated.â He glanced over at Kon and eyed him for a second before adding, âyou should lose the jacket before Alfred sees it at his table.â
Kon glanced down and looked back at him with a raised eyebrow, but finally nodded. âRight. Be right back.â
âTake your time,â Dick called as he replaced him by Marinetteâs side.
âDonât worry, Iâll put the game away,â Tim called after them.
âThank you!â Dick called back to him. âSo, youâll get to meet almost the entire family. Cass and Stephanie are living in Hong Kong, but we hope theyâll make it for tomorrow. Hey!â he called out after a large man shoulder-checked him. âAnd that is Jason.â
Jason turned around and did a double take at Damianâs arm around Marinetteâs shoulders. He looked up from the display to look between them. âWhat in the fuck knucklesâŚâ
âDudeâŚâ another man mumbled as he shook his head. He sighed and looked back up with a strained smile. âSorry about him. Hi, Iâm Duke.â
Marinette grinned at him and reached out to shake his hand. âItâs okay. Iâm Marinette and I do like Pink and making pies, soâŚâ she shrugged then snickered at Damianâs bewildered look.  âBut there is an important difference,â she met Jasonâs eyes pointedly but not unkindly. âWe are just friends.â
Jason raised an eyebrow but nodded and moved to take a seat on the far side of the table. âImpressed. Honestly did not think youâd know that one.â
She scoffed. âI have some pretty depraved friends.â
Jason mock gasped, drawing his hand to his chest to accentuate the scandal of the situation. âDepraved! Depraved? Liking that movie makes you depraved?â
Duke patted him on the shoulder as he took a seat next to him. âSounds fair.â
âOof,â Kon grunted as he walked in. âHate to think what that says about me.â
âProbably something pretty accurate,â Damian clipped. âMarinette, you remember my father.â
Marinette straightened instantly at the figure walking in from the opposite side of the room. âOf course. Nice to see you again, M. Wayne.â
âAnd you, Ms. Dupain-Cheng. Welcome to our home. I hope your showing went well,â he answered warmly.
âIt did, thank you,â she smiled back.
âAre you an artist?â Dick asked as he took his seat next to Duke, to the left of the head of the table.
âA designer, actually,â Marinette offered.
âA brilliant designer,â Bruce corrected. âI was quite impressed,â he assured Marinette firmly as he took his seat as well.
âIâd love to see it sometime,â Tim smiled.
Marinette blushed brightly but nodded with more confidence than she felt. âOkay.â
She eyed where Tim had sat, two seats away from M. Wayne, and Kon making his way to sit between him and M. Wayne, and knocked her arm into Damian, looking pointedly at the last seat next to Bruce. Damian nodded and cut in front of Kon to take the seat. Kon blinked at him but quickly changed course to sit on the other side. Jon stepped up next to Marinette and looked between the two remaining seats, one next to Kon and one next to Jason. He looked at Marinette questioningly. She shrugged and took the seat closest to her, next to Kon. Jon nodded and sat next to Jason.
Tim leaned around Kon to verify that was really where Marinette had sat. He was about to offer to switch spots with her so she could sit next to Damian, but Alfred entered at that moment and started serving the food. As it turned out, she was fine where she was. Marinette integrated with the family easily, laughing and joking with all of them. It may have worked out better that way anyway as it gave her the chance to chat with Jon and Kon about Metropolis and get more information on the city before she decided if she wanted to move there after graduation.
The dinner was going amazingly so naturally it had to get cut short. Everyone in the family knew something was wrong the moment Alfred entered mid-course. âSorry to interrupt, sir. But there appears to have been an incident at Wayne Enterprises.â Alfred leaned over and whispered in Bruceâs ear. Whatever he said must have been really bad because he immediately stiffened, but in the blink of an eye, it was gone. He gave Dick a pointed look. He nodded at him, then bumped Duke and nodded to Jason.
Bruce stood up quickly, dabbing his mouth with his napkin, quickly followed by the other three men, although they didnât bother to wipe their mouths. âSo sorry for the interruption, Marinette. Please continue your night. It was very nice to see you again.â He was gone before Marinette could say goodbye.
Damain stood and moved over to Marinette whispering in her ear too low for anyone but Kon and Jon to hear. She squealed and hugged him, giving him a kiss on the cheek before he straightened up. Jon rounded the table to clap him on the back as well. Damian nodded to the two of them then followed the others as they made their way out the door at a considerably slower pace than Bruce.
âYou donât have to come, Dame,â Dick whispered just outside the door. âWe have four people, weâre good. If we need another, we can call for Tim. Stay and keep your friend company.â
Damian glanced back into the room. Marinette was smiling at something Jon was saying, which apparently required him to use both hands in uncoordinated movements. He snickered at the scene. âNo, she will be okay where she is. I wonât ignore my duty.â
Duke shook his head. âWe really need to work on your skills, man.â
Damian looked at him affronted. âMy skills are impeccable. Itâs your skills that need honing.â
Duke opened his mouth to respond but shut it and shook his head instead.
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The mission had taken considerably longer than the family had anticipated, but seeing as it was a rogue team up, it wasnât entirely surprising. The only thing that was surprising, was the fact that Damian wasnât acting like more of a constipated gremlin. In fact, he was positively beaming, well, not glowering, which for Damian was roughly the equivalent of beaming.
Nobody knew what to make of it. The mission had taken him away from his friend for almost the entire night and he seemed⌠happy about it. Nobody who had seen them together earlier doubted he cared about her, so the fact that he was so blasĂŠ about having left her behind for so long, even to do something he valued so thoroughly, was confusing. Even now as they walked into the living room, he wasnât leading the pack to get to her sooner.
Which was a small mercy because it meant he didnât have to be the first to see what they were seeing. âWhat the hell is going on!â Dick roared.
Marinetteâs head jerked away from Kon, their lips separating with a pop. She eeped and tried to jump away from Kon, but he held her tight against him, allowing her to bury her face in his chest to hide her bright crimson cheeks.
âOh damn,â Duke mumbled, eyes wide in surprise.
Kon kept one arm right around her and waved with the other. âHey guys. Youâre back early.â
âThatâs all you have to say?â Jason hissed.
Kon scrunched his face slightly and looked to Dick for a clue, but his expression was just as thunderous. He quickly shifted to Tim who shrugged, just as confused about the reaction as Kon. âUh⌠sorry I didnât help?â he offered.
âOh, no, its okay, you were too busy helping yourself,â Dick seethed.
âHelping myâŚâ Kon trailed off. He gaped at Dick and opened and closed his mouth a few times but before he could formulate how to respond Damian finally came in, his eyes down as he focused on dusting off his shirt, missing the way the entire room had stopped to watch him.
It took several more steps before he finally sensed the hostile atmosphere of the room. He froze mid-brush and slowly lifted his head to take in the scene, just as slowly panning across the room until it settled on Konâs arms around Marinette. He lifted his eyes up, pausing momentarily at her hands on his chest. His eyes snapped to hers. âWhat are you doing! How could you do this to me?â he yelled. Marinettes eyes widened in shock and confusion while the rest of the room except Kon moved to comfort Damian. âThat is the wrong brother!â
âExcuse me?â Conner growled.
âUh⌠what?â Duke asked uncertainly.
âYou were supposed to end up with Jon not him!â he growled, moving in Marinetteâs face and motioning harshly toward Kon.
Dickâs hands that were still perched from having been rubbing circles on Damianâs back slowly retracted. âWait. I thought... why would you want that?â
Damian huffed and crossed his arms over his chest again, evoking the image of a child throwing a temper tantrum. âBecause it would be extremely convenient for me if my two best friends were dating.â Tim had the misfortune of snorting when everyone else in the room had gone frighteningly quiet. Damianâs eyes shot to him. He pointed at Tim accusingly. âShe was supposed to end up with my idiot not your idiot.â
âThat's why you brought me?â Marinette asked. âYou said you wanted me to be here to support you while you spoke with your father because I made you feel better. But you were just trying to pimp me out?â Konâs grip on her tightened at the hurt lacing her voice. Damianâs eyes zeroed in on the movement and Dick had to adjust to holding him back instead of comforting him.
âI was not pimping you out!â Damian objected more annoyed than concerned. âThere was no payment involved and sex was entirely up to you.â
Marinette stared at him incredulously. âOh, thank you for that,â she snapped.
âYouâre welcome,â he nodded, seemingly satisfied with her gratitude.
âShe's not... isn't she here with you?â Jason asked carefully.
âYes, she is here with me as my friend. I brought her here so she could meet Jon and start dating him,â Damian gritted out.
âSo... you two aren't dating or pre-dating?â Dick asked again, hoping Damians answers this time would somehow make more sense. He had been so absolutely confident that they were just dancing on the edge of dating.
âObviously.â
Dick stared at Damian, his answer not making the situation make more sense. The room was completely still for a few moments before Duke finally broke the silence. âWhat is pre-dating?â
Dick blinked at him. âItâs when⌠itâs like before youâre dating.â
Duke shot him the flattest look he could manage. âYeah, thanks, got that from the âpreâ part. I know how the English language works.â
âItâs when youâre laying the groundwork. You havenât actually asked them out yet but you both know itâs just a matter of time,â Dick clarified, his hands waving around in a pattern that seemed to accentuate his point in his mind but seemed completely non-sensical to everyone else.
Duke studied him. âDo you both have to know? What if itâs a surprise to the other when the one asks them out?â
âStill counts,â Dick answered at the same time Jason said, âThatâs one-sided pining,â and Tim said âThatâs just real life.â They stared at each other in confusion.
âHold up!â Kon cut in. Â âIâm not an idiot.â
Damian scoffed. âBased on how long it took you to figure out Iâd insulted you; you appear to be mistaken.â
âYou thought I was dating him?â Marinette asked, finally breaking away from Konâs chest, though his arms were still resting lightly on his waist to direct the question to the rest of his family. âWe said we were just friends⌠multiple times.â
âYeah,â Dick started slowly, âbut I thought... right. Â No, we knew that,â he finished as casually as he could manage.
She wiggled out of Konâs embrace, much to his enjoyment, so she could step closer to Damian and smack him on the chest. âI told you they would think we were dating no matter what we said.â
Damian rolled his eyes. âAnd I told you they would figure it out.â He motioned vaguely toward the rest of the room without taking his eyes off her. âLook at that they have.â
âHey guys!â Jon greeted everyone as he tucked his phone in his back pocket. âWelcome back. Oh hey, you two finally separated. Nice. Perfect timing.â
Damian stared at him for a few seconds before rounding on Marinette. âYou've ruined the entire plan,â he growled at her. âYou were supposed to be here not separating from him!â He motioned toward Jon.
âWell, you didn't tell me the plan, did you?â she hissed back. âIt helps to have collaboration on a plan when you INFORM YOUR COHORTS WHAT THE PLAN IS.â
âYeah, Damian,â Jon added. "It wouldn't have worked anyway. I'm dating someone else."
âWhat?â Damian exclaimed, rounding on Jon. âWhen did that happen?â
âA few weeks ago. I was going to introduce you at the party tomorrow. I just got off the phone with him,â he motioned toward his pocket.
âYou cannot be dating someone,â Damian scoffed. âI didn't approve of anyone. I haven't done research on them.â
Jon and Mari let out matching scoffs. "I don't need your approval to date someone," Jon reminded him.
"We are not chess pieces you can move around at your will to suit your whims," Marinette chided. Damian glared at her, a calculating look in his eyes.
"She was not issuing a challenge," Jon cut in before Damian could make any plans.
Damian huffed and rolled his eyes. "You're more like checker pieces anyway. Maybe even Candyland."
âSo... you're not mad about...â Â Dick motioned between Mari and Kon.
âFurious,â Damian huffed.
Mari rolled her eyes and rested her head on his shoulder. The fact that he didnât shrug her off signaled to the rest of the family more about his state of mind than any words either Marinette or Damian had said up until that point.  âBut he'll get over it. Are you guys going to join us for the movie marathon now?â
âYou just missed Trading Places,â Jon nodded.
âWe missed Trading Places?â Jason gasped.
âI mean, they pretty much did too,â Jon grinned, looking pointedly at Marinette and Kon.
Marinette batted at him, her cheeks blushing profusely, but Kon grinned proudly. âHeâs not wrong. So, Iâm okay with putting it on again.â
âMon Dieu,â Marinette whimpered. Kon wrapped his arms around her from behind and kissed the crown of her head. But Damian pushed the two apart with a harumph.
âWe will get popcorn while you guys get things set up,â he announced as he pulled her out of the room. Marinette grabbed Jonâs hand and pulled him along with them.
âSo... you and MarinetteâŚâ Dick started carefully.
âYeahâŚâ Kon hedged nervously.
âCongrats,â Duke cut in before Dick could say anything.
âShe seems like a good kid,â Jason agreed.
âShe's our age,â Kon grumbled.
âBut Damian's friend, so a kid,â Tim grinned.
âNo. I'm dating her so we won't be calling her a kid.  No matter what Tim says, Iâm not creepy, and that would definitely be creepy,â Kon ordered, voice firm. He looked between Jason and Tim to make sure they heard him then narrowed his eyes at them. âBut what is creepy? You two agreeing.â
Dick chuckled and popped up between Tim and Jason, throwing his arms over their shoulders. âFair. Now come on, we need to get the room set up. Jason, get out the blankets. Duke, youâre on pillows. Tim, Kon, and I will work on a plan to keep Damian from killing Kon.â
âI appreciate that,â Kon nodded.
âWe got your back,â Jason nodded.
âIf only to keep Damian from stabbing you in it,â Duke grinned.
Konâs appreciative gaze turned flat. âThanks.â Duke snickered as he dropped more pillows on the couches and chairs. âCome on,â Kon implored, âhe brought a beautiful, brilliant, creative, kind woman he wasnât interested in dating home for the holidays. He should have known something would happen. You guys donât bring people home because of that, right?â
Dick scoffed and threw a pillow at Jason who ducked easily under it before dumping his blankets on one of the chairs. âI just assume heâll go after them after weâve broken up.â
âHey,â Jason objected. He threw one of the blankets at Dick. âI only did that once⌠that you know of,â he added under his breath.
âWhat was that?â Dick asked, eyes narrowed.
âNothing,â Jason said innocently.
âI donât think we have the same taste,â Tim shrugged.
âI donât bring anyone around for entirely different reasons,â Duke snorted.
âWhat reason is that?â Jon asked with a knowing grin.
Marinette and Damian followed closely behind carrying trays. âWe come bearing popcorn!â she cheered, holding up her tray with several bowls of popcorn.
âAnd candy,â Jon joined in, holding up his own tray with bowls of candy. âAnd drinks.â He motioned with his elbow to the tray in Damianâs hands, who grumbled and rolled his eyes rather than holding up his tray.
âOh, this looks great!â Marinette squealed and started distributing the blankets. Jon and Damian angled one of the couches toward the television before plopping down on it.  Marinette was slower to move, her eyes darting to Kon who grinned at her attention. He reached out to pull her over to the couch he and Tim had just angled toward the television as well, but before he could Damian yanked Marinette down onto the couch with him.
Kon huffed but Marinette broke down in giggles. When she finally stopped, she scooted closer to Damian and looked pointedly at the space next to her sheâd just left free, a space just big enough for someone to fit in snugly.  âLetâs get started,â Damian huffed.
âCanât wait,â Marinette agreed quietly, her attention squarely pointed away from the television and on the man next to her.
Kon grinned and threw his arm over her shoulders. âMe either,â he agreed.
Damian made a retching sound and turned his whole body toward the television. âDisgusting. Never bringing a friend home again.â


















