#ko hatemail

A bomb. It’s a gas bomb. As soon as it starts to leak, whoever breathes it in starts to feel… fuzzy. Then drunk, almost. It isn’t an unpleasant feeling; this is more to mess with them than kill them, clearly.

In a familiar handwriting are two words:

Merry Christmas.

A good bit of the staff are affected. It takes them an embarrassingly long time to even realize what's going on.

Dolion is unaffected, of course. They're not that incompetent. She's absolutely fuming. A video is sent to the ESC forums.

Anyways… still planning things, or did you finally realize you’re smarter than this?

—Thorn

I'm not sure what you mean, little Thorn. I suppose it doesn't matter, though. I have no reason to tell you. All that would do is give you more intel.

With love,

—Thorn

Hm. Welcome back, little Thorn. Now, why would you think that? Just because we've been leaving you heathens be doesn't mean we've been inactive. We simply have better things to do.

With love,

You’re not stupid. I know that, as much as I hate to admit it. You’re stubborn, too. I doubt you would back down so easily. Especially since you don’t care about your subordinates — something like your previous loss most certainly wouldn’t stop you.

So. What’s going on in that mind of yours, Snake?

—Thorn

My plans are none of your concern, little Thorn. I see not why I should tell you. You and your... colleagues only aim to take me and my people down. Believe me, you are not getting the last laugh.

With love,

Anyways; the point of this letter in specific. I know that I’ve been sort of threatening and passive aggressive but I am NOT with that other guy. I do not want to harm your pawns — again, I see no need in doing that.

I do apologize on behalf of the other for harming an innocent; do note that, if found, he will be brought to medbay and treated.

Signed, your most loyal hater, Thorn

P.S. this is the only time I will use this sign off.

...Well, despite your poor conduct thus far, I am glad to know you are not completely unredeemable.

Very begrudgingly, Thorn, thank you.

With love,

What is it exactly that you’re trying to protect?

Because I could argue the same; I’m trying to protect the so-called “unfeeling monsters” (paraphrased, from what you and your uppers have said) (in case you don’t know what paraphrased means, I’m saying that I’m summing up what has been said before) from you.

So, what makes humans so worth protecting? A small difference in genes?

Because those “monsters” have been kinder to me than most humans. I wonder what that says about the “good” in them!

Oh, but don’t worry — my fight is not with the humans. I’m above hating a species because of the acts of a few. Something that would do you good to learn, I’m sure. If you want, I could give you some lessons? :)

Do feel free to bite, it means you’ll have to show your face. We both know your pawns won’t be much of a match, hm?

I can’t wait to defang you, Snake.

Oh. And Happy Valentines Day — it would be a shame if it’s the last one your heart beat for. Assuming it does beat, at least.

Ah, what a wonderful question. I'm happy to answer.

A human is a higher being than a beast. They are seperate from all other species in that they are inherently divine. Where do you think human intelligence came from?

Inhumans are a product of sin. They take the form of a human, as a cruel form of trickery, and warp it in ways that are nothing short of demonic. Some are more subtle than others, and as such are more wicked.

We understand that many are born, unwilling, into that sin. That is why we attempt to redeem the monsters before we resort to neutralizing them. Those that do not accept our help... There is nothing more we can do for them. You cannot help someone with doesn't wish to be helped.

Threats mean nothing to me, especially when coming from someone who refuses to even give their name. I have been nothing but truthful with this stranger, and yet they have been unkind at every turn. Truly goes to show how juvenile and impolite the ESC is. I cannot wait to purge the world of you and your filthy organization.

With love,

Your ‘Seraphim’ called her a monster. The one you’re so keen on taking. Are angels not supposed to try and be understanding? To see the good in people?

Either way, you failed.

Failed to kill me, failed to kill the ESC, and failed to take her.

I’ll make sure you regret failing, Snake. :)

...I am growing very tired of this little vermin. Whoever you may be, you are far too confident.

The Recruiter is a monster. Many of our members are. We aim to help them reach a state closer to humanity. Those that do not accept our help? They are neutralized, so to keep the world safe. You are only bringing her closer to death.

If I am a Snake, then I suppose I shall bite, hm? I look forward to discovering just how potent my venom may be.

With love,

What makes a monster, Snake?

Is it a lack of human blood? Being different from the normal?

Humans can be monsters, too. More so than nonhumans.

Humans can inflict pain on their own and on others. For being different.

Don’t act so high up, Snake. You can still be hurt. You are no divine. You are not untouchable.

You should keep looking over your shoulder, Snake. Who knows what will happen the moment you turn your back?

I could be behind you right now.

Careful who you say isn't divine, my dear. It may come back to bite you. Snakes are known for biting, are they not?

I suppose there's multiple offenders when it comes to hijacking my mail, now. Do you think you're smart? Do you think you can win? The Organization is powerful. Certainly more powerful than whatever pitiful attempt at a resistance you may be building.

My people are loyal. Very few would ever dream of going against me, and those that do get terminated very quickly. They're often not subtle enough to go unnoticed.

With love,