#kmtalks

I headcannon Flambae lowkey doesn't enjoy reading very much, partially because he just isn't the type but also because he spent the first 8-10 years of his life reading Arabic script, which is both very different from English and read right to left, while English is left to right

Yall ever think how insane it would be to walk into Roberts house

I'm drunk again but I think eventually Robert decorates his apartment a little bit but not much because ultimately he is so used to it he doesn't care too much. He has a TV and a bed now and a little bookcase he is vibing

I'm drunk but I think Robert makes flambae feel warm, not how he's usually warm, sweat and the spice of flame on his tongue, but like whiskey when it makes your head spin and your fingers buzz and your shoulders relax in a way you forgot they could

Flambae could throw Robert little ass like like a fucking torpedo

Robert Robertson III was the kid who threw the best fucking parties. The shit that happened at the Robertson household when that man was 15-16 is still talked about in the Facebook groups he never joined and the 10yr reunion he missed on purpose. He is the dude every dad has at least one story about, all ending the same: with him vanishing their Junior year, house sold after.