#kmowrites

I never thought I'd read "Ms Frizzle gets a hot swiss gf"

Anyway here ya go bro. Taking Overwatch headcanon requests rn to anyone reading lmao

-Angela is the one with more sexual experience but Moira has more actual, serious relationship experience.

-Moira steps really lightly and because of this manages to accidentally sneak up on Angela all the time and scare the ever-loving shit out of her. 

-They mix up each other’s glasses, despite them looking nothing alike.

-Angela makes fun of Moira for being “old” and Moira usually responds by putting something up on a really high shelf.

-Also Moira 100 percent uses her height to her advantage when it comes to literally anything. There has been at least one occasion where she put her hand on Angela’s forehead whilst Angela fruitlessly tried to run toward her, like in an old cartoon. 

-Angela makes a lot of health food and forces Moira to try it. Moira has said she doesn’t like something even if she actually did because she was annoyed something made out of kale and roots and dirt actually tasted good. 

-They have a list on their coffee table with all the tv shows they’re watching together and what episode they’re on. It’s written in pencil so they can update as need be. 

-Moira likes to pull Angela real close and wrap herself around her, like Angela is actually a teddy bear. Angela is never cold in the winter as a result.

-Their shared closet is 75 percent Moira’s clothes. The guest closet is 100 percent her clothes. And Angela’s shoes. 

-Before Moira, Angela didn’t really go out, even in past relationships. She saw it as a waste of time and energy if there wasn’t a purpose, like a meeting or whatever. But Moira loved going out, all the time and anywhere that gave her an excuse to wear something nice or something new. Once, she even convinced Angela to put their absolute best eveningwear and go ice skating at the local rink. Nights went from something to work through to something to work toward. 

-Moira handles the mice, Angela handles the spiders. Both think they got the better end of the bargain. 

-Moira tried to teach Angela how to play Pokemon with the cards but all it was was pain. 

-Angela kisses Moira all over her face to wake her up if she sleeps in too late. Moira occasionally pretends to sleep longer than she has. 

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-Drinks a fuck ton of milk. Like a baffling love of dairy is apparently an Irish thing (fascinating history actually, even have a word for “white foods” from ancient times iirc) and Moira is not unique. Mmmm stronk bones. 

-She is the tallest member in her family by several inches.

-Knows about as much about anime as she does about genetics, like it is genuinely borderline unhealthy. 

-One of those people that learned Japanese because of anime but tells everyone she just thought it’d be fun to learn (it was)

-All the takeaway places in her radius know her number on sight. That said, she doesn’t order anywhere or anything super unhealthy, she actually prefers “real food” and can’t stand too much junk. 

-Verified mezzo-soprano. Likes to sing when she’s alone but hates it in front of other people. Other people does not include her dogs, who love it when she sings. 

-Is very dedicated and close to her family, parents, siblings, in-laws, whole lot of them. They’re the only people that ever really accepted her for whatever she decided to be. 

-Also a very dedicated romantic partner. She will work a lot, but she will always put effort in, whether that’s putting most all her attention on her partner the moment she has time, extravagant dates, periodic phone calls or simply working from home when possible. Works best with another workaholic, though. 

-Her mother was a bit old fashioned and taught her how to be a “lady”, and she personally sought to refine herself further (which is why she speaks so clearly and tamps down her accent, alongside how she moves etc) because she didn’t want anyone to be able to figure out that she came from a relatively poor background.

-That said, she’s feels more shame that she’s ashamed of her background than she is actually ashamed of said background. Her parents busted their asses, damn it, and she blames herself for being unappreciative at times.

-Will get lost in silly romantic fantasies, particularly when she’s single. 

-Is genuinely very hard to offend and very hard to make angry. Annoying her is easy, though. 

-She is terrifying when she yells; it’s like a deep, angry bellow, and coming from someone six and a half feet tall it gains an added fear factor as anyone that’s pissed her off realizes Moira might be a lanky bitch, but she’s still big. 

-Whiskey snob.

-Is one of those people that owns way too many candles and keeps buying them

-Has always had a savvy fashion sense but only chose to employ it once she got into university. This is where she taught herself how to tie her tie in a Windsor knot for bragging purposes. 

-Sleeps like the fucking dead. This has made her late for things more than once.

-Has a special fondness for receiving forehead kisses because they’re so incredibly rare for a woman her height. They make her feel that dumb ooey-gooey kind of loved inside.

-Halloween is her favorite holiday because she can go fucking wild with the dress up. 

-Also always wanted to dress up for a con but hasn’t ever gotten the balls to. She can excuse a masquerade or Mardi Gras or Carnival, but she’s always been paranoid someone from work would catch her cosplaying and her reputation would never recover (but somehow it would totally recover is someone saw her paying 50 dollars for Naurto fanart or a Sailor Moon figurine).

EYYYYY HELL YEAH MERCY -

-Takes power naps under her desk because she doesn't want anyone seeing her sleeping at work and worry about her.

-Likes to stand and breathe in the first cup of coffee in the morning.

-Is like a little kid in the snow. She's grown up and lived in Switzerland pretty much her entire life, she knows snow like...very well. But still, every year, she hops right out into the first snowdrift she can find in whatever coat was by the door and a pair of rainboots.

-Her response to hurting herself, whether it be slipping on the ice or a cut while cooking? Always a laugh.

-She makes a point of eating very healthy and genuinely enjoys it, even when she goes out. She’s everyone’s go-to when they wanna try meal prepping. 

-Angela is a SILLY drunk. Silly, flirtatious, cuddly drunk. She tells her friends how much she loves them. Tells Reinhardt his muscles are huge. Compliments Ana’s hair. If she has a crush or something on somebody, this is the time that she would embarrassingly but endearingly admit it to them. 

-Bi or BFL (Big Fuckin Lesbian)

-Winston makes extra cookies for her because he knows she’s gonna slip into his lab and steal a few. 

-She doesn’t understand video games but would like to.

-She doesn’t have a lot left of her childhood, mostly bad memories and smoke. That said, she has a threadbare beloved teddy with a heart patch sewn on his chest that her mother said was hers as a little girl. When she’s particularly melancholy, or the night terrors are keeping her up, she’ll take it down and hold it.

-Adorable yawn

-Get’s really excited around Christmas because she loves the holiday, but also because everyone always gets her various Swiss chocolates and she is living.

-Yeah she also gets pudgy in the late winter. Yeah, it’s because of the chocolate. She has no regrets. 

-If she’s in the mood, she’ll skip to her office.