#kmatikc

So I read an article about things this person doesn’t care about (he tried, but couldn’t) and other people seem to be so passionate about them. So I’ve decided to enlighten the world on shit everyone is worried about that I couldn’t give 1 single fuck about:

1. Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Black-ish, Empire, ** insert any fucking television show that is trending right now ** My favorite TV show is Archer. Once I watch the new one, I don’t wanna talk about it

2. Grits-gate. How you choose to eat your food is inconsequential to me.

3. Other Black folks Knowledge of Self. 

3.1 What other groups think about Black people. 

3.2 Old Black people’s opinions on my or any following generations

4. Bill Cosby. If he’s convicted, oh well. I’ll still watch re-runs of A Different World unapologetically

5. Pintrest

6. Instagram models & how they make other women feel

7. Ayesha Curry

7.1 Riley Curry

7.2 Stephen Curry

7.3 Drake

7.4 Key & Peele. They are not funny

7.5 Jermaine Cole

7.6 Any light skinned Celebrity

8. Reebok

9. Pedestrians. walk where I’m driving if you want to

10. Speed limits. Why can my car get up to 100+MPH if I’m only “supposed” to drive 60MPH?

11. People’s opinions on my “art.”

12. Politics. I reside in the United States. Politicians don’t care about me

13. iPhones. I proudly have a dual-sim phone that I know how to use.

14. Passport Stamps. Just because I desire to see the world, doesn’t mean I care about flaunting a document that’s only good in 10 year increments

15. Masters degrees. If college is a mall, then they are the free samples of bourbon chicken in the mall. They won’t fill you up and it doesn’t prove anything (Says a ninja with one FTR)

16. If a woman makes more than me. Pay people commensurate to their personal level of awesomeness

17. Facebook. I use it so because I make internet content

18. People asking me for money on the street. Am I heartless? Probably. Could that easily be one day. Probably. But they should panhandle on Capitol Hill in my opinion. I’m first world broke

19. fashion. If It’s clean & I like it, let me live mofos

20. whether my students learn. I used to hope they do. I really want them to know how to think critically. But in earnest, by the time they get college, if they don’t already posses certain faculties, welp oh fucking well.