#klorm

Eel gasped at Kurt, though it didn't look different from his normal expression. "WORM?!" said the Eel. "But worm is a girl! And GAY!" 

"You can't help who you love." said Kurt, rubbing his pregnant belly. "I'm so sorry, Eel.

"SLUT!" said the Eel.

There was a loud thundering sound. Suddenly, the Glee writers burst through the door. "ONLY WOMEN CAN BE SLUTS! Like that whore Quinn." said one of the Glee writers.

The Eel, still glaring at Kurt, left. Kurt was left to cry with his Mexican identical twin brother, Kurtardo.

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The Eel, in front of the Glee club, said "KURT IS PREGNANT!" Everyone began to congratulate the Eel, but the Eel said, "Worm is the father."

Everybody glared at Kurt. The Eel did a rendition of "Before He Cheats" in front of the Glee club, with everybody singing along. The Eel did the Worm, an impressive dance move.

Suddenly, Kurtardo burst through the door, removing his sombrero and stroking his mustache. "WORM IS DEAD! She was trying to cross the sidewalk, and DIED!"

The eel ran it's slimy head down Kurt's cheek. "Kurt, you are the most beautiful thing I've ever seen." said the eel. The eel was lying, because eels don't have good eyesight, but the thought was nice. 

Kurt said "Oh eel, your sharp teeth and soulless eyes are a real turn-on for me."

The eel said "Do you love me more than Blaine?"

Kurt turned away, blinking. The steamy love affair between Kurt and the eel was forbidden partially because it was illegal, but also because Blaine was Kurt's husband. 

"Eel...I have to tell you something." said Kurt after a moment, gently putting his hand on the eel's tail. The eel squirmed around for a bit, so Kurt let go, biting his lip with anguish. "I'm...pregnant."

The eel gasped, looking rather like it had just said a joke and was waiting for a reaction. "Kurt...I had no idea."

"It's okay."

"I wouldn't have taken a bite out of you if I had known."

"It's fine."

"Who is the father?"

Kurt began to cry beautiful tears of beautifulness. "It's...WORM."