The Drama Continues
Eel gasped at Kurt, though it didn't look different from his normal expression. "WORM?!" said the Eel. "But worm is a girl! And GAY!"Â
"You can't help who you love." said Kurt, rubbing his pregnant belly. "I'm so sorry, Eel.
"SLUT!" said the Eel.
There was a loud thundering sound. Suddenly, the Glee writers burst through the door. "ONLY WOMEN CAN BE SLUTS! Like that whore Quinn." said one of the Glee writers.
The Eel, still glaring at Kurt, left. Kurt was left to cry with his Mexican identical twin brother, Kurtardo.
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The Eel, in front of the Glee club, said "KURT IS PREGNANT!" Everyone began to congratulate the Eel, but the Eel said, "Worm is the father."
Everybody glared at Kurt. The Eel did a rendition of "Before He Cheats" in front of the Glee club, with everybody singing along. The Eel did the Worm, an impressive dance move.
Suddenly, Kurtardo burst through the door, removing his sombrero and stroking his mustache. "WORM IS DEAD! She was trying to cross the sidewalk, and DIED!"
TO BE CONTINUED!














