The ultimate Beauty (rare)ship: AkaKiyo
We all know how Kiyoko and Akaashi are the supreme specimen of beauty in Haikyuu now, imagine them together.
They’re both so beautiful, dark, resting bitch-face, calm, intelligent, it’d be the perfect pair. (imagine their children)
They’d probably start talking because he’s VIce-Captain, she’s manager of Karasuno and they needed to share info and data and after a few stolen glances, they just hit it off
They start talking off court and share funny stories of their teammates’ shenanigans
She loves his rare smile, it’s so expressive. He looks so mischievous and a bit of an asshole too.
He loves her quiet laugh, rare too, but so beautiful.
No one notices anything
They find so much peace by each other’s presence because they’re surrounded by hyped people
Long distance relationship
They keep in touch and talk more and more over the phone until they fall in love
Because they’re not the type to waste time with meaningless drama, Akaashi confess as soon as he sees her again and she shares the same feelings so they satrt dating
No one still notices nothing
Long distance relationship!!
Someday at practice Kiyoko SMILES AT HER PHONE and everyone pesters her BECAUSE WHAT IF SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND
“Oh, it’s Akaashi-kun.”
“What.”
“He’s my boyfriend.”
“WHAT!”
Chaos
They all LOSE it - but NOya and Tanaka most of all and they all realise that it makes perfect sense because the two have ben hanging around each other but they had all assumed “oh they’re just talking”
NO THEY WERENT
Fukurodani’s 3rd years are pissed because Akaashi got such a smoking hot girlfriend and they don’t even have one - but let’s face it, he’s the prettiest of them all so it makes sense
The constant teasing from Bokuto afterwards. He has to be dragged away by his fellow 3rd years before a murder is commited *by Akaashi*
Daichi, Suga, Asahi, Tanaka, Noya...and even the 1st years to some extent each taking turns to threaten- warn... discuss with Akaashi. Their manager is precious, he should know that a whole murder of crows will protect her if the owl hurts her in any way
The 3rd years of Karasuno getting all teasing afterwards - while Noya and Tanaka cry in the background
But Akaashi managed to make Kiyoko blush in public so they’re grateful he exists for that *cue to Akaashi’s devil smirk because he knows what he’s doing and he’s loving their distress*
Such a peaceful, understanding relationship
I’ll probably add on later
I’m blaming @wondermadeleine for my new obsession (and I think that Kiyoko is mostly shipped with the pretty setters squad - Suga and Oikawa too??)
