Perenia for sure, but there's barely a question there; she loves nature and creatures of all shapes and sizes.

Kiyba would as well, but there's a solid chance he'd try and use that as a way to nick one and prank someone with it, Home Alone style.

Ohoho, I liked writing these~

Foe

Ah, so you know his weakness. Kiyba might be a bully, asshole cat, but he's still a cat. He could be in the worst of moods and in the process of making Ghost feel terrible about himself, but if you scratch under his chin or behind his ears, he all but becomes a completely different person. He'll calm down and - if you're sitting - flop all 90 pounds of his panther self in your lap. That's it. This is where you live now.

I love this idea so much. That said, the ones that would love this the most are the same ones who shouldn't have it (myself included).

Toni is fascinated by the fact that anyone would give her such a covert weapon. Does she not look enough like a weapon by herself? Still she's grateful - it's very cute, after all.

Dani loves it! It fits in both with her few plushies and her knives!

Owen gets a serious kick out of this. It's a teddy bear and also a weapon? Oho, how knife to meet you!

Aquarios would love it solely by virtue of it being a small teddy bear. They'd probably discover the blade by accident and hurt themself though.

Ghost loves it! But! The second the knife inside is discovered, his new toy is confiscated. No one trusts him with knives and he doesn't understand why. :(

Kiyba should not be allowed to own something like this, why would you give it to him? That said, this is his favourite gift he's ever received.

If she's being perfectly honest, Toni is a little annoyed. The kitten is cute and all, and she does love it! But it follows her everywhere when she's over at her s/o's house - no exaggeration. If her and her s/o live together, Toni is annoyed because she can't go into her workshop to work without the kitten crying outside the workshop door. But she can't work if the kitten is in the workshop either - it's too dangerous for babies. She feels a little bad for being annoyed, of course - the kitten doesn't know any better.

Luna loves cats! This partly due to the fact that she's a cat herself, but still. When the tiniest kitten of the litter chooses her as their favourite, she is beyond honoured. You might even catch her crying happy tears when the kitten falls asleep in her arms of on her lap. Of course she's emotional! It's fine! Emotions are good and healthy things to have.

Lillianna thinks it's all very cute and precious, but she isn't eager to form an emotional bond with a cat. Don't get her wrong, she likes pets just fine, she just...is worried about what people would say if they saw her talking to a cat as though it were human. She loves the kitten, but carefully. She overthinks everything to make sure that the people around her don't get the wrong idea. But what idea that is exactly, not even she is sure.

Jade loves it roughly a normal amount. That is, he's absolutely wild about this tiny kitten who's chosen him as their favourite. He does everything he can with this little baby (for enrichment, of course). In the same way that people play Mozart to their unborn babies in an attempt to make them smarter, Jade will take this little kitten to a quiet corner and read classic literature to them. Nothing too involved, of course. Mostly Sherlock Holmes and Lord of the Rings. He sets a timer on his phone so he never misses feeding times, and when the kitten is old enough to be away from the mother, he might just beg you to let him adopt them.

Perenia feels a certain way about new life. She's big on the beauty of nature and how nature will take care of itself and stuff like that, but...baby animals hit a soft spot in her. She's already taken with the kittens once you show them to her. She loves them immediately, and when the runt chooses her as their favourite, she's conflicted. It would be unfair to give one kitten so much more attention than the others, but it would be equally unfair to ignore it entirely. She makes a special effort to give all the kittens the same amount of attention, and if that one still favours her? She gives up.

“You put 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 down the garbage disposal??!”

This was fun, thanks!

Kiyba was excited for this date. He was so excited for this date. He met Banner through a friend, and when Kiyba learned that he was shy and soft spoken, he realized this was the perfect opportunity to be seen as handsome and dashing and heroic - everyone who knew him already knew better than to make that assumption. And if Kiyba was to be seen as dashing and heroic, what better date venue than a haunted house attraction? 'Twas the season, after all.

Although...Kiyba hadn't really been to any haunted houses before. He'd watched plenty of horror movies though, so he was sure it wouldn't be much different.

He picked Banner up at the specified time and only then did Kiyba inform his date where they were going.

"Oh, uh-" Banner seemed less than enthused, but Kiyba didn't let that deter him.

"Don't worry about it." Kiyba waved a dismissive hand and scoffed at the very idea of being frightened by a haunted house attraction. As if such a thing as that couldn't ever possibly frighten him. "You'll be perfectly safe with me." He even puffed his chest out a little as he bragged, but not even Kiyba himself knew how much of it was bravado.

He held Banner's hand (or, as he told himself, he let Banner hold his hand) as they walked into the setup. The lights were really dim, but not even Kiyba's great night vision could see through all the generated fog. Or rather, he could see exactly as far ahead as the haunted house staff wanted him to.

He could feel Banner's grip on his hand tighten, and in the same moment Kiyba was congratulating himself for a successful date, a zombie jumped out at them.

Kiyba nearly punched the actor in zombie makeup, but in the absence of a full fight reaction, he screamed. Banner's own feeble scream was cut off by nervous chuckles, and Kiyba couldn't help but feel that - even if he was more scared than he'd care to admit - he must be doing something right.

Still, this was a lot different than the movies.

Okay so you know how capybaras are like... friends with everyone pretty much? How would some of your characters act with someone like that?

No matter who they are talking to, or really anything like that, the other person sees them as a friend? The other person could be the meanest person in the whole multiverse but they think of Reader as a friend.

Dealer's pick, huh?