#kitty brain

🤍 why keep denying what you are cutie? You're a silly ditzy kitty, it's pretty obvious just from one look. I mean, you have that cute swishing tails and those big fluffy ears. Plus you have that dazed, dumb gaze that makes you look absolutely adorable. So why not just embrace being a stupid silly kitty that meows and mewls? It's super fun! And don't worry, if you ever forget you're a kitty, I can offer you some catnip to sniff until you're reminded exactly what you are <3

Tragic: Girl who desperately needs physical affection is too afraid to ask for it

I've been pet before so on some level, I understand why cats (& other pets) appreciate being pet so much. =^w^= It's so soothing and affectionate.

“does this make my butt look big?” gf x “yes~” gf

🤍 it's so fun just being an impulsive silly kitty. No need to worry about silly human things like work or responsibilities, instead you get to just meow and purr and nuzzle against things. It's especially fun having another kitty to play with, that's why you're here after all! It's okay if you don't think you're a kitty yet, I can tell you'll make an amazing cat when you just accept it! Just let yourself meow and purr out of happiness while I scritch under your chin. Let a cute nyaaa escape your lips as our tails tangle together. Feel how good being a silly dumb kitty feels and joing me in causing chaos and being cute. Doesn't it sound wonderful? Good! Because I maybe sorta already got you a cute collar with a bell on it and was gonna totally cry if you didn't want it, now put it on and join me as a dumb silly kitty!

🤍 I'm getting talked about randomly so I'll say one thing human! Make sure to give me lots of pets and cuddles and catnip! I will be very upset if I'm not given headpats at least every hour! And uh, if you notice any subliminals encouraging you to act catty alongside me, you must just be hallucinating! Now stop sniffing that catnip for so long and let me have it!