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Should I ever write again, I would write a story about Stefan and Damon turning into kittens and staying with Elena while they figure out what happened. Some scenarios you'd look forward to:

Stefan is a very nurturing kitten and would bathe Damon constantly. It doesn't matter that Damon can lick himself or that he's actually older. Stefan just doesn't trust Damon with something as important as kitty bathing.

Damon gets his revenge by tearing up odds and ends of Stefan's that he's left at Elana's house. It's worth the scolding Elena gives him.

Stefan is constantly cuddling with Elena. And he's considerate enough not to crawl all over her laptop when she'd doing her homework (SHE HAS TO NOW THAT STEFAN ISN'T DOING IT FOR HER ANYMORE).

Damon bats at her hair and earrings and pounces all over her cute socks.

Caroline compels everyone not to care that two kittens are following Elena around at school and hissing at anything that tries to hurt her. Elena can't even feel annoyed because it's so cute.

During sleepovers, Stefan crawls all over Caroline and lets her decorate him with ribbons and tolerates all the pictures Caroline takes of her. Though he's a little pouty that Elena has a picture of him decorated in pink and blue lace as a wallpaper for her phone.

Damon tries to get revenge on Bonnie by tearing up her clothes and messing up her hair because she can't use her magic on a defenseless kitten. But Bonnie gets her revenge by pouring a chocolate milk shake on him. So he must endear a bath from Elena (which isn't fun as a cat) and then another from Stefan.

While everyone was out of the house, Stefan and Damon plot to steal Jeremy's ice cream from the freezer. When Elena comes back with Caroline and Bonnie for another sleep over, Caroline doesn't allow anyone to get angry at the brothers because it's so cute seeing Stefan lick ice cream off of Damon's paws (IT'S HARD TO OPEN A BOX OF ICE CREAM AS A CAT OKAY).

At night, Stefan and Damon curl up together next to Elena's chest and they all sleep together.