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For what he’s worth

A Dramione ao3 fic

Rating: Explicit

Genre: Rom-com

Tags: Post-Hogwarts, tattooed Draco Malfoy, BAMF Hermione Granger, late stage denial, fake marriage, the Malfoys are obsessed with Hermione

22/28 chapters with weekly updates!

Convincing you to read my Dramione fics with unhinged out-of-context quotes because I have the artistic talent of a wooden fork Pt. 1

Slides 1-3: ‘this too shall fuck you up’ - a timebending, surreal comedy/romance

https://archiveofourown.org/works/82982241/chapters/218508766

Slides 4-7: ‘for what he’s worth’ - a comedy/accidental marriage fic with a heavy feature from meddling Lucius and Narcissa

This too shall fuck you up- Chapter seven

‘The End Of The World (and it’s all your fault)’

A dramione fic rated E

https://archiveofourown.org/works/82982241/chapters/222469136

“Don’t forget me,” Draco said as the moon blinked out of existence.

A memory inside of her flickered.

One of him sitting in a chair, saying the same words, a glint of something metallic flashing in his hands.

‘This too shall f**** you up’ - chapter five

A Dramione fic rated E for smut, slapstick violence and real-estate related timeline fuckery

‘Ron practically spat the words, “Mum said in her letter that you’d been acting like a shameless hussy ever since the first trial, I should have listened to her- OOF.”

Ron’s insult was cut short by Draco’s fist connecting with his jaw. Ron recoiled back, clutching the bloom of red on his cheek. There was a moment of stunned silence and then Ron hurled himself at Draco’s stomach with an intelligible war cry.’

And with that, For What He’s Worth is now completed. 92k of pure, low-stakes rom-com Dramione nonsense. Come for the inappropriate use of Tesco Clubcard tag, stay for dragon-tamer Draco.

This too shall fuck you up - Chapter Two

The incredulous look in Draco’s eyes was suddenly replaced by one of intensity, to such a level that it sent a shiver down her spine.

“Granger,” he said slowly, “do you… remember?”

“Do I remember you exploding?” She asked shrilly. “It’s not exactly an easy thing to forget!”

“What was the last thing I said to you?” he asked urgently. “Tell me, Granger, please-“

Hermione narrowed her eyes. “Something incredibly inappropriate.”

It took two seconds for him to cross the length of the room and take her in his arms. He spun her around, her legs dangling uselessly over the floor, before she had a chance to react, “Granger!” he shouted, “You remember!”

“Get- GET OFF ME-” she exclaimed from somewhere beneath the open flap of his shirt.

With love and pride, I present to you my newest offering: a gothic horror/romance ft. a burn the world for her Draco and a traumatised, but BAMF Healer Hermione.

Chapter fourteen

Malfoy retreated back inside; Granger’s thigh was over the blanket now, and he saw the five fingerprints he’d left on her.

Some would say it was a foolish thing to announce one’s presence so loudly in Wiltshire.

Some would say it was a foolish thing to drink sleeping draught without recognising the taste- especially with years of experience in working with the potion. Malfoy knew he was just as capable as Granger- if not more- at making very foolish decisions.

He didn’t want Granger to hear what would come next. Granger was fragile, Granger was kind. Granger had tasted enough pain in his arms for one night.

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An explicit rated Dramione gothic romance

ft a ‘burn the world for her’ Draco, unhealthy obsession and a situationship with a growing body count.

15/28 chapters