cw. cunnilingus.

kipo......kipo kipo kipo........i talked about this FOREVER ago and i really wanna write a full fic but idk if i have the writing chops to do it. but thinking about them having a pussy eating competition and the competition is who can make u cum the fastest <3 not necessarily the best, but the fastest, yk?

i think yeonjun would honestly get too excited, not just about the pussy eating but also WAY too competitive and kinda buckle a lil bit. and he's all confused bc usually he does so well under pressure and in a competitive setting!! but u just have such a magical pussy that he just can't handle it lol

giiiirl i think soobin would give up. as in, he don't give a fuck about the competition, he just wants to eat your pussy. so he comes in dead last fr.

beomgyu.. eh middle of the pack. he's good at it, just not necessarily his specialty, you know?

taehyun wins. by a lot. like yeonjun, he also gets really into it and also thrives on competition, but he doesn't let your mesmerizing taste fuck him up as much as yeonjun lets it.

hueningkai probably comes in second because he is just SUCH A FKN MUNCH like oh my fucking goodddddddd PLEASE those lips are so plush and soft and he KNOWS how to use them fr. he knew exactly what the fuck he was foing when he was eating that fkn ice cream (if anyone has that video, lmk LOL)

so in conclusion (in order of speed):

taehyun (winner)

hueningkai

beomgyu

yeonjun

but yeah i definitely feel you about it becoming less fun… i know it’s technically a kids game but i feel like waayyy more older people play it and the devs should start accommodating for that idk!! it’s always especially the worst when a new update comes out that’s why i’m a freeplay warrior

i tend to switch between pro and vip servers adn still everyone's a jerk but ur right.. it IS a kids game! i needed that reminder lmao. thats like me going to disney and being angry there are children there, im just being a whiny bitch hahahaha

maybe not child of hades per say in like the nico di angelo way… more child of pluto in the hazel levesque way if that makes sense

im reading neon gods rn so my view of hades is kinda skewed rn LMAO. but! i could definitely see either tbh. im honestly feeling the nico kinda way!! idk they give off the same energy to me.

omg never apologize to me bc ily and I wanna keep you in my pocket forever bc ilysm and kai brainrot is so real you don’t even have to explain be im devouring him whole as we speak rn-

insane to think about how i’m literally moots with one of the best writers on this entire platform… you don’t understand how loud i screamed when you first reblogged i wanna be yours and followed me. i’m so so happy that we’re moots and i get the chance to talk to you almost everyday!! >.< ♡♡ i’m also happy that i get to go into 2025 with you!! hehe here’s to the future! hugs and kisses MWAHHH!! ♡♡♡

- ( @jjunieworld )

kipo!!! :(( ur so fkn sweet i can't take it!! i wanna be yours is still one of my favorite fics i've read- i think about it often you have no idea. i think about how you made them day and night and they're each other's stars and sunshine >< and i think about how i can incorporate stuff like that into my writing, like i'm being so serious right now. u know that soob fic i'm working on rn? i think about it every time i open that doc.

ANYWAY- i'm so happy we're moots too and ofc!! don't be shy to talk to me~~ i'm just a lil weirdo goober.

i remember seeing your posts so often and now we’re moots… crazy!! hehe i’m happy that i got the chance to know you and become friends!! ♡ i have so many of your works to catch up on and i’m excited to read them all! take care of yourself!!! i’m excited to interact with you more in 2025!! hehe hugs and kisses MWAH!!! ♡♡♡

- ( @jjunieworld )