#kingdon coded

Part of the reason why I ship Kingdon so hard is because they remind me of my former boss I have a crush on and myself. For simplicity sake, I'm gonna call my former boss Bob.

Similarities between Bob and Langdon:

- Redbull addiction. I've never seen Bob drink original flavored Redbull but still. I'm sure Langdon drank original Redbull only because that can is most recognizable and Redbull only approved that one for the show.

- Tall as hell. Okay, apparently, according to Google, Patrick Ball is 5'10". So probably like 3-5 inches shorter than Bob. But he looks giant next to Taylor Dearden so I'm counting it.

- Dark hair, which is arguably his best feature

- Mesmerizing eyes. Okay, Bob's eyes are dark brown. But still, I have still been mesmerized every time we've made eye contact. Another option for his best feature.

- Delicious looking arms. Yet another option for best feature.

- ADHD / Possible undiagnosed ADHD kings

- Goofy as hell but in a charming way

- Very competent at his job.

- Will get mad if you needed help and didn't come get him. Bonus anger points if you fucked up. I never saw him get mad at me but he's probably just better at hiding it than Langdon is. Also, bad decisions at my job typically aren't life or death so.

- Sexy looking hands. Yet another option for best feature.

Similarities between myself and Mel

- Autistic / Possibly undiagnosed Autistic queens

- 5'4"-ish. According to Google, Taylor Dearden is 5'5". I don't know my exact height but it's in the 5'3"-5'5" area.

- Wears glasses

- Loves a good high five

- Socially awkward but still craves friendship

- Went from feeling like she doesn't have what it takes to leading a team

- Sings when she's alone as stress relief

- Attention to detail specialist

- Highly competent at her job

- Not afraid to get a superior when somethings above my pay grade (Mel getting Abott as soon as Santos mentioned a REBOA for that one guy).

Similarities between Kingdon and MeBob:

- Dream Team at work

- I'm married and he's not. It's a gender flipped emotional infidelity situation.

- I last saw him in November 2024. September 2025 he visited my job. 10 months without seeing him and I'm surprised to see him there??? Bitch. The coincidence was not lost on me at all.

- Mel was Langdon's best trainee. I was Bob's best Team Lead. I'm not even speculating on that. He couldn't outright say it but I know it's true.