#kingcharles2

Count MoriVond performs: “A Satire on Charles II”

Count MoriVond“A Satire on Charles II” written by the 2nd Earl of Rochester, John Wilmot. A theatrical lambasting of the reign of King Charles, the 2nd. An iconic figure, the Stuart… so much so that I’ve decided to dress as the merry monarch in this buffoonery-laden spoof. Mad Earl. Merry Monarch. The Merry Gang….…

His Majesty... Chaz! Down with the Roundheads. Rather... off with the roundheads!

2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now? No

13. Are you good at hiding your feelings? Yes

1:Close your eyes and think of five things that make you smile when you think about them. What are they?- Music, my nieces and nephews, sunshine, booty, and holding hands

2:If your house was on fire and you had sixty seconds to leave, what would you take with you?-My gucci luggage and stuff as many pairs of shoes in it as I could within that 60 seconds. Lol

3:When you're alone in the middle of the night and you can't quite get to sleep, what do you think about? "Going to sleep" doesn't count.-I think about children a lot. Like, what will their personalities be like? What will their passions be? Stuff like that. I also act out love stories between me and people I'm terrified to talk to. Lol

I volunteer for #73 lol. You seem really cool though. I wish I knew you in real life lol.

Lmao. No worries, mate. 

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you? Choke me a little while they're riding my dick.69. What turns you off? Arrogance, no ambition, over the top personalities, pettiness, and unintelligent people. 

70. What turns you on?A lot. Intelligence, humor, nice booties, nice lips, big noses, sexy necks(idk how to explain that one, and strong backs. 72. What words do you like to hear during sex?I mostly like to hear moans. Like, especially when their breaths sound like their stuttering and their back hits this perfect arch that lets you know Jesus approves of your stroke. 73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?Be my boyfriend. Lol75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?My first boyfriend wrote a paper for me for my English class and then bought me weed. 

12. Do you forgive betrayal?Negative. I don't give you 2 chances to fuck me over.

13. Do you get jealous easily? Not really. I'm not the jealous type. But if I need to let someone know that they need to back the fuck up off my dude, I will. 

48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?I would tell them the person they like has herpes and a mediocre stroke.

50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?I don't really know how to answer this. I mean, I've been in love I guess but it wasn't that deep, passionate, meaningful love. 

58. What are five ways to win your heart?

Honesty

Cute texts (lame I know)

Good conversation

Singing to me or performing of any kind.