#king edge

3/3 SF Pap isn't a queen so much as the royal dog. He pretends to be chill but is mega depressed. Everybody is dead silence at his words. He has no reaction, barely registers he spoke. All silently agree his situation is worst of the lot. I’ve got a bit of a continuation here, but I’ll save it for next time.

2/? US Pap is chained to the headboard and can't access half the room. So far UF Sans went 1st, then UT Sans said 'heh, you at least get to leave the room,' then US Pap says 'heh, you at least get to walk more than 5 steps; I'm mostly confined to the bed.' Then there is the casual, almost relaxed mo fo that is SF Pap, laying on the floor, chillin'. Casually AF mentions how it must be nice to be allowed on a bed.

1/? Additive to the King Crisp w/other AU kings w/minor deviation: all lazy bros are unwilling queens. The kings of UT UF US SF meet & let their queens together for 'royal meeting,' which is just the guys sitting in a room comparing their miserable lives (who has it worse, a dejected joke of a conversation). All sexually abused. UF Sans ironically has it best: isn't locked up, but his magic is blocked & can't leave castle grounds. UT Sans is locked in a room, chained up.