#king douche

I love scourge so much but I also love it when he absolutely eats shit

for real imagining scourge and surge taking one look at each other and deciding in their twin infinitely shitty decision making that they want to tap that is great. siblings in identity crisis, defining themselves as against sonic in totally different ways. fucked up green little chaos monsters who don’t know their purpose but are going to carve it out in blood on the backs of anyone who tries to get in their way. scourge knows he’s running from himself, from the truth that he’ll never be who he desperately wishes he was, while she’s trying to claw out her past from a labyrinth of a brain that she can’t deprogram without losing what little she thinks she knows of herself. wanting power and control but unable to truly attain it because they’ll tear themselves apart in the process, hand in unlovable hand.

I will make no comment on the Scourge news except I simply think that he should kiss Sonic even harder

I like reciprocated sonourge, but also just pointing and laughing at Scourge having a crush on Sonic and hating himself for it, not because it’s weird to think a guy that’s your alternate universe counterpart is hot, but because he WANTS to be better than Sonic and just kinda keeps sucking at it and, like it or not, Sonic is the moral-swapped version of his ideal self and he just can’t stand the fact that his heart keeps stuttering over such a goody-goody that keeps beating him.