#kinder-eggs

Easter Bunny Arrested at the US Border

Written in 2014

This was a parody I wrote in 2014 when American customs stopped Brandon Loo and Christopher Sweeney, both of Seattle, who had picked up some Kinder Eggs in Vancouver.

Yesterday the Easter Bunny was apprehended by the border patrol in Ogdensburg NY. The furry rascal was attempting to bring over 10,000 Kinder Eggs in anticipation of Easter morning. The US has had a ban on candies…