#kindadeadcat

WHICH SISSEL

Shadow: *he's not really bothering to talk to anyone, and he's totally content just waiting*

Mephiles: *he's interested in Izanami, but he doesn't speak*

Yu: >​There's the Moel gas station attendant!

Pink: Hiiiii, Mr. Earth Cat! Miiaaaaoooouuu~

Shadow: Hm? I'm not a cat, sorry.

Pink: Awww. Okay, mister! Miiiaoooou!

Izanami: Oh, hey! Did you need anything? *to mephy*

Yu: *he's giving Pit a dull look*

Mephiles: There is nothing I require at this moment, except possibly light conversation to ease the boredom.

Izanami: Sounds good to me!

Pit: *This guy looks like a good social link! Maybe you should talk to him later*

Izanami: You know,sometimes, I wonder why if people want to be independent, why do they make stuff that they get dependent on?

Mephiles: So that they do not depend on other people, perhaps?

Izanami: Maybe!

*Apollo's napping on Clay, who's reading space magazines'*

Sissel: *here he is, Ms. Japanifornia the cat. Actual cat. He jumps onto the empty chair and mews*

Pink: Miiiaaooouuuu! It's an Earth cat! *she's waving her paws around* I wonder if it speaks English! I'm Pink, Mr. Cat! Miaaaaoooou~

Pit: *ignores DP for a moment to question why there is a cat here*

Clay: Oh, hey, Sissel! Look! It's space!! *he shows sissel the space magazine*

Sissel: Nyaaa

Clay: Do you want me to wake up Polly?

Sissel: .... Probably a good idea.

Kyrie: Eeeeeeek! It's a beastman!

Yu: ....It's just a talking cat.

Pit: Eh? Just? I didn't know cats could talk!

Yu:.....Not too surprising.

Sissel: I'm not sure if I want to know what you consider normal.

Yu: >​Do you tell them?

*Yu does not get to tell them because Sissel abandons his seat to sit on Apollo. Namely, his face*

Apollo: *this wakes him up*

*That is an understatement. Correct it*

Apollo: *he reacts in the most serious way possible: by saying something closest to GDYBXSIBI*

*Like uncle, like nephew. Sissel returns to his seat*

Apollo: What're we doing again? Kings game, right?

Pink: The Earth kitty speaks!

Mephiles: Exactly that.

Sissel: I do! I'm Sissel.

Pit: UH, WELL, earth cat!

Pink: I'm Pink! Evil Ranger Pink! Nice to meet you!

Falspar: I've got the sticks! We're starting now!

*sticks are handed out*

Apollo: So, uh, who's king?

Pink: It's me! Miiaaaaoooouuu~

Falspar: Well! What'cha gonna do?

Izanami: Who's 7?

Sissel: This is awkward.

Izanami: *she goes over to Sissel and bends down on one knee* Oh, dear cat that I've only seen once or twice! It's fated that we love and marry one another! Even the greatest wives and husbands would be jealous, for we are perfect for one another! Do you accept, dear cat, one of shining black fur and beautiful yellow eyes?

Sissel: *I AM VERY VERY UNCOMFORTABLE*

Izanami: *so am I*

Mephiles: Adorable.

Izanami: *she goes and sits back down*

*sticks are redistributed*

Izanami: Er......who's king now?

Clay: Me! Me! Let's see..uh.... #2 has to read space stuff with me later!

Pink: Miaaaaaooouuuu, maybe. If I feel like it. Sure.

Clay: OK! Good!

*Shuffle le sticks*

Kyrie: .....? Is this like a match stick or something?

Shadow: No. You're the king this round.

Kyrie:...uh. ....okay.....#1 has to try my most recent dish?

Mephiles: *he points at his muzzle* I find a slight issue with this.

Kyrie: Sorry. Uh.... Here! I know!

Mephiles: ?

Kyrie: #1 gets a mouth! *he goes over and draws a big smile on mephy's face. kyrie no*

Mephiles: .. Well, I can't complain.

Izanami:.....Nice face.

Kyrie: *he goes and sits back down*

*stick shuffle go*

DPit: Well. Looks like it's me this time around.

Yu: >​You feel a little concerned.

DPit: ... Hm. Number 4 has to bark every time the player to their right speaks.

Izanami:.....Okay.

Mephiles: ......

*sticks are shuffled and handed out*

Falspar: Hey heyyy! 7! Tell everyone somethin' ya wouldn't normally tell! :D

Mephiles: .... Simple enough. I can't lie.

Izanami: ...Wan wan.

Yu: >​You feel that you've gained a little trust in Mephiles.

*STICKS REDONE OR WHATEVER*

Apollo:...Oh, it's me.

Sissel: What are you going to do?

Apollo: #5 has to listen to this for three rounds. *it's headphones and a music player. hmmmmm.*

Shadow: It can't be all that bad, can it?

*shadow gains headphones and a music player*

Shadow: *he puts the headphones on and hits play* ... I think I can deal.

Apollo: Have fun.

*A NEW ROUND, NEW STICKS, I WONDER IF SEMPAI WILL NOTICE ME*

Yu: #8 has to.....wear this. *Yu produces a gag winter outfit.* ..Just the glasses.

Falspar: *snnrrkk*

Kyrie: *he doesn't really get it, but he puts them on*

Pit: *PFFFFFFT*

Kyrie: ?

*Pit busts out laughing. DPit just rolls his eyes*

Kyrie: It has a nice nose thing.

Sissel: *he doesn't get it*

Pink: *nor does she*

*REDO DA STICKS*

Izanami:....It's me. #3 has to let me shake their hand.

Pit: That's easy! *he jumps up and goes over to her.*

Izanami: *she stands up and shakes his hand*

Md: palutena way later- PIT WERE YOU WITH ANOTHER GODDESS and pits all like no??? and shes like :\ and hes like I WOULD NEVER HUH WHAT DID I DO SOMETHING AWAH

Pit: *he gets a raging headache about thirty seconds later. he falls back into his seat and shakes his head a little*

Izanami: You alright?

Pit: Y-yeah.

Izanami: You don't look so good.

DPit: *he rubs the side of his head* What gave you a headache?

*Pit shrugs*

DPit: Well, it's not like it was them or anything.

Md: DPit; NOW STOP THINKING ABOUT THINGS

Izanami: I don't see how I could have caused it.

DPit: I meant it wasn't. That'd be weird.

Izanami: I agree.

Sissel: Me, too.

*STICKS SHUFFLED LIKE A DECK OF YU-GI-OH CARDS*

Pink: Oh! It's me!

Sissel: Please don't make someone propose again.

Pink: #1 and #2 have to do a death scene, where one fake dies to the other!

Clay:........?

Shadow: ..... Oh.

Clay:...fake...death....​.?

Shadow: Congrats, you just made multiple people uncomfortable in under ten seconds. You should get an award.

Clay: *he's quiet all of a sudden. oh no* ..........I was stabbed in the heart.

Shadow: *he was ready to continue snarking but he shuts up*

Pink: .....Whoops! Sorry, miaaaou! How about you two wear ribbons on your head, then?

Shadow: That I'll do. I can ALSO- *he takes the headphones off* get rid of this noise*

Pink: *she goes over and puts ribbons on their heads*

Sissel: I think we should move on.

*STICKS ARE REDONE*

Falspar: UH

Izanami: Who's king?

Sissel: Me, nyaa~

Izanami: Okay. What's your command or whatever?

Sissel: Number 8 has to pet me :D

Apollo: *great, I was comfortable, too. why do I have to move. ok, fine, I'll go over and pet you*

Sissel: *YAAAAAAAAAAAY*

Apollo: *he goes and sits back down again*

*SWITCH THEM STICKS*

DPit: This is boring. I think 5 should eat food off the floor.

Shadow: ... That's it?

Kyrie:...That's gross....

*Shadow leaves and comes back with an apple, which he puts on the ground for a second then picks up and bites it*

Kyrie: *HHHHH why*

Shadow: *he raises an eyebrow at Kyrie* What? it was one second.

Kyrie:...Food's not a common thing, though, so I don't understand why anyone would want to put it on the ground and get germs on it.

Shadow: ... Because I don't care about that? Whatever.

*SHUFFLE THOSE STICKS YEA*

Apollo: Oh, hey, would you look at that. I'm king. Let me think of an idea. #6 has to recite the lines of this in the most dramatic voice they have without laughing or smiling. *he produces a book*

Pit: *he gives Apollo this blank stare*

Apollo:.................​......You can't read, can you?

Pit: In English? N-no, not really..

Apollo: Okay, that's fine. Let's see..uh...

Mephiles: .... THAT book, of all things?

Izanami: Wan wan.

Apollo: I got the wrong book a little while back.

Pit: I have no idea what it is, but it sounds really bad!

Apollo: It's..bad. Really bad.

DPit: .... Why don't you just destroy it if it's that bad?

Apollo: Burn a book? No.

DPit: Shoot it into the nearest wall?

Apollo: I'd rather just change the dust cover to the dust cover of a decent book and send it to someone I don't like.

DPit: Well, Pit-Stain here needs to do SOMETHING.

Apollo: How about you dance the stupidest dance you can think of while singing, then? ..Great, now I remember how I got into possession of this book. Mr. Wright gave it to me.

Pit: ... Better idea because I have no idea how to dance. I'll go deliver that to someone else! *he seems to think it's a good idea*

Apollo: I've already read it, so go ahead.

Pit: *he takes it and heads out*

DPit: .... I'm going to regret this, but what's it about?

Apollo: It's a romance novel about a gay guy dating some lady and it's very descriptive.

DPit: Ew. Romance.

Apollo: I've been scarred for life.

Mephiles: I can see why. Lets not discuss this any further.

*Pit returns about ten minutes later, and he looks disturbed*

Apollo: Who'd you pass the curse onto?...Did you read it?

Pit: Someone who could read. I'm so confused.

Apollo: I'm sorry

*STICKS GONNA BE LE SHUFFLED*

Apollo: Who's king?

Yu:..............>​You're​ king! What're you going to order these

peasants

people to do? ........#3. Carry the player on your left around the room once.

Shadow: *he rolls his eyes, stands up, and looks at Mephiles*

Kyrie: *yEEAAH I'M NOT ON THE LEFT*

Mephiles: *he doesn't look all too happy about this*

Izanami: *she notices this*

Shadow: *he easily lifts Mephy and quickly laps around the room*

Mephiles: *once Shadow is close to his seat, he flat out melts out of Shadow's hands and into a rather irritable puddle that makes VERY threatening bubbling noises at him*

Kyrie: *oh*

Shadow: .. And here we have the happiest camper to ever camp. *he returns to his seat*

Izanami: He looks so happy.

Mephiles: .... I'm not moving if that's what anyone wants. My stick is on my chair.

Izanami: Okay. But it's not as fun without you. We should redistribute them, right?

Mephiles: I'm not quitting. I'm just not moving from this spot on the floor. But yes.

Izanami: Alright. If you say so.

*What happened to that apple Shadow had? It's all gone. It must have been magic*

*incredible*

*STICK SWITCH*

Izanami: If you're called on, I'll tell you. Unless you have a stick.

Mephiles: I've got it.

Izanami: Alright.

Pit: Oh, it's me! Sweet! Uh.. 7 has to hug everyone in the room! ... Except him. *referring to Mephi for obvious reasons*

Clay: Yeah! Sounds great!

Apollo: *oh no*

Clay: *he hugs apollo. death to apollo*

*Apollo somehow doesn't die*

*and then he hugs DPit. fun for him*

DPit: *he doesn't like it very much, but he doesn't complain*

*and then pit.*

Pit: *YAAAAAY HUGS*

*and then Izanami*

Izanami: I'm not the space type... Sorry, I'm not interested in you for a love life

Falspar: *snnnrrrkk*

*uh. how about just ignoring gas station attendant and hugging shadow*

Shadow: *he doesn't mind and he somehow isn't crushed? Amaze*

*and then kyrie. who hugs clay back. yay hugs*

Falspar: *he gets his mask off in preparation*

*falspar gets a hug*

Falspar: *YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA​AY*

*yu is hugged. social link go....?*

*RANK KU HA*

*he hugs pink, who pushes away his face*

Sissel: *I'm waiting*

Clay: Uh, I'm not sure how to hug you, Sissy.

Sissel: Very carefully.

Clay: Okay! *sissel gets a hug*

Sissel: *he kicks the World of the Dead open*

Clay: ???

Sissel: I can do THIS here! *he switches to being Yomiel* Huh? How about trying now?

Clay: ???...OK! *ok, now sissel gets a hug*

*After that, Sissel closes the WotD and rubs against Clay*

Clay: *yay cat* *he sits back down*

*Sticks are shuffled. And Mephy reforms and formally rejoins the game. Yay*

Kyrie: It's me.

Falspar: Okay?

Kyrie: ...uh, #1 has to wave their arms around wildly, insulting any person they hate with the silliest insults they can think of.

Pink: Miiiaooooouuuu!! *she starts waving her arms around* Mr. Lea is a lameo nerd!! Mr. Lea is a lameo nerd!! Miiiaoouuu!

Shadow: Is it bad that I can confirm that he is?

Pink: He is!

*shuffle time!*

Izanami: #5 has to race me with RC cars! Loser has to take a shot of alcohol! Drink it, I mean. Not an actual shot.

Falspar: Who's the lucky guy? ...if not legally old enough or if they're cat, milk, I guess.

Yu: >​IZANAGI IS TELLING YOU TO WIN. look towards victory!

Yu: I'm the one. *Izanami gives him a remote control and a car. he puts the car down*

*and then they race remote controlled cars. wow*

*and then the race ended*

Falspar: Heh, looked like a tie to me.

Izanami: What do we do in the event of a tie?

Falspar: Well, TECHNICALLY, ya both lost, soooo

Izanami: Oh!

Falspar: ... We don't even have any drinks, do we?

Izanami: Not yet, anyway.

*Falspar exits and returns with a little red wagon filled with different kinds of drinks. Some are alcoholic, some are not*

Yu: >​You investigate the drinks closely. You try to determine which one's which. ...The moel gas station guy just took one of the drinks and started to drink it. You decide that's the alcohol.

Izanami: I haven't had this kinda stuff in a while.

Mephiles: *he looks it over as other people grab from it, and he starts sorting it*

Yu: >​You wait for him to finish sorting it before you get a drink. You remember the man saying milk.

Yu: >​You obtained milk!

*STICKS ARE SHUFFLED or some shit*

Izanami: So! Who's king now?!

Clay: Me! #4 has to draw themselves with their non-dominant hand.

Falspar: Great, great, great.

Clay: ?

Falspar: What am I drawing on and what with? My own blood and a feather as a pen?

Clay: Uh, I have stuff!

*falspar obtains paper and a cute star pen*

Clay: Have fun! It looks fun!

Falspar: *He proceeds to try, but is still very lazy about it. As in, he draws a circle, ovals, a rectangle, and more ovals and calls it a day*

Clay: *it's cuuuute*

Falspar: :D

Clay: *yayyy, you did it*

*SHUFFLE TIME! SHUFFLE EM ALL*

Izanami: *she's staring at Yu as she waits*

Yu: *he's staring at sissel*

Sissel: It's me!

Yu:.......*he slowly claps, never changing his facial expression or the fact his voice sounds neutral* Woo-hoo.

Izanami: Good going, kitty!

Sissel: 8 has to dump cold water on 3! >:3

Izanami: Have you ever wondered why 6 is two threes and not 8? 3's symbol is just half of an 8....

Falspar: ... WOW, I never thought about it that way.

Izanami: I don't know, I think of weird things sometimes.

Kyrie: Water?? Isn't that rare? It's only in the Spring continent pretty much...

Mephiles: Not here.

Kyrie: Good!

DPit: I hope you like wet clothes. *he goes to get water*

Kyrie: Errr....they'll dry, right? I might get sick otherwise...

Pit: I don't see why they wouldn't.

Kyrie: Okay.

*DPit returns with a bucket. Dark Pit, no*

Kyrie: ?

*Kyrie wins an entire bucket of cold water. All over everything*

Kyrie: Geez, that's cold! It's not as cold as the Winter continent, but...

Pit: Was an entire bucket necessary?!

DPit: Yes.

Kyrie: ....cccooooollld.

Falspar: *he pulls his cape off and puts it over Kyrie's shoulders. :D am i helping*

Kyrie: *thank you. that helps a lot*

Falspar: *YAAAAAAAY*

*STICK SWITCH UP*

Kyrie: It's m-me! *he shivers a little* C-could #4 find and give me a towel?

DPit: .... .... Is this some sort of joke? *he sighs and goes*

Kyrie: Oops...

Shadow: He deserved that.

DPit: *he returns with three towels, a hair drier, and an extension cord*

Kyrie:..............I'll​ just take the towels, thanks. I don't know what the other things are.

Falspar: Allow me to show you a thing! *he plugs in the cord/drier, and proceeds to demonstrate on the lowest setting* Ay? Ayyyyy?

Kyrie:...uh, I'll just use the towels.

Falspar: Yer loss. *he turns it off*

Kyrie: Sorry..it's really foreign to me, and I'm not comfortable with it yet.

*SHUFFLE SHUFFLE SHUFFLE*

Yu:....#8. Wear this...*he takes out fake vampire fangs*...and this. *hw takes out glitter*

Falspar: *he snorts* Sure!

Md: aN ASK BLOG I FOLLOW HAD FALSPAR WEARING THAT IT HAPPEND on AsktheGSA (GOOD BLOG GO FOLLOW LOSERS i didnt say that bit to desu HA EDITING)

*falspar obtained vampire fangs and glitter*

Falspar: *pulls his mask off to put the fangs in and then he just showers himself in glitter. So much glitter. Twilight vamps would be jealous of the sheer glitter*

Izanami: Gorgeous.

Falspar: Do I get brownie points for scaring people later?

Yu: ......Sure.

Falspar: YESSSSSSS

*TRUFFLE SHUFFLE*

Clay: Me....? I can't think of anything.

Sissel: Youuu could ask someone to tell something?

Clay: Sure. #7 has to tell a big secret to everyone here

Apollo: I... Mr. Wright raids sandboxes at the dead of night and makes little sand castles.

Kyrie: Sand??? I like sand!!

Sissel: You're kidding.

Apollo: I heard him muttering about it once.

Sissel: Well, thanks for the new mission for the month. I need to see that!

Apollo: Hs also texted me once asking if I wanted to join him... I said no

*TRUFFLE SHUFFLE TRUFFLE*

Izanami: Hey! #4.....why do people sometimes just decide to act like jerks after marrying someone? I need to know!~

Mephiles: Something about disorder and generally either A- trying to just annoy each other or B- being tired of each other. For you, I'd assume A.

Izanami: What do you mean, for me?

Mephiles: You know exactly what I mean.

Izanami:....Maybe I do.

Shadow: *he air-saxophones for a moment*

Izanami:....Is that meant to be a saxophone? ...Er, if you meant that in a romantic manner, there's nothing between this guy and me because that'd be running around on my spouse. Even if my spouse is a jerk.

Shadow: It was a joke? Sheesh.

Izanami: That wasn't meant to sound like an annoyed comment.

*RUNNING OUT OF WAYS TO SAY SHUFFLING THE STICKS*

Izanami: Who's king?

Pit: It's me! Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh​

Izanami: Oh. Well, whenever you think of something.

Kyrie: Just don't make it too mean, please...

Pit: Uhhhhhh, 3 and 5 have to style 8's hair. The sillier, the better :D

Falspar: Eh? Well, okay! Who's 8?

Kyrie:...Uh, I'm 8.

Falspar: All right! 5?

Pink: I'm 5, miaaaoooou!

Falspar: Well, lets get it over with.

Pink: Okay! I'll make Mr. Blonde super pretty, miaou!

Falspar: .... I think we have conflicting ideas here. Oh well.

Pink: Huh? I was gonna spike his hair back like Mr. Axel!!

Falspar: *he shrugs*

*AND SO THAT HAPPENS. KYRIE HAS AXEL HAIR. And glitter in his hair. I don't think he's noticed that yet*

Kyrie: ?................I feel weird. What'd you do to my hair....??? I wasn't watching.

Falspar: Spiked it back.

Kyrie:...oh, okay. Can I go ahead and fix it?

Falspar: Well.. If you want to.

Kyrie: *he fixes his hair and glitter goes everywhere*

Shadow: *sarcastic* Here he is, ms. america

Kyrie: ? Ms...America? What's an America?

Shadow: I'll explain later.

Kyrie: Okay. It...sounds familiar, but I can't place it. Sorry.Ahhh!! Right! I know! It was a country in a continent in the mythology book I read once!! Is Ms. America like some powerful being who rides with large eagle beastmen?

Mephiles: *he would be struggling to hide a grin, but he doesn't have to, so he narrows his eyes a little*

Kyrie: Yeah! I read about it once!

Shadow: ... You're probably right.

*REDISTRIBUTION TIME*

Mephiles: Oh, fine. 8, do an impression of another player. Continue until someone figures it out or everyone quits.

Clay:............? Alright. *he stands* I'M FINE!

Shadow: That's CLEARLY just you. OBVIOUSLY.

Clay:...Alright, I guess that's a good point, and it's really unfair. I should go with someone else.

Mephiles: And not Mr. Fine on your side, either.

Clay: Here I go! Hhhhaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnng​gggghhhhhhh...*that was a long sigh.*

Falspar: *he considers yelling out "ME DYING", but he holds back*

Clay: I'm really violent, dark, and edgy! *siiiiiiigh*

Pit: It's Pittoo, isn't it? *he points his thumb at DP*

Clay: Yup!

Shadow: It was me or him.

*DP doesn't look all that amused*

Clay: Nuh-uh, if it was you, I would've been someone denying they were cute and fluffy! Okay, you are kinda dark and edgy, but that aside

Shadow: *more sarcastic* I'm clearly adorable, what are you talking about.

Clay: You are!

Shadow: .... I forgot about the stupid ribbons, damn

Kyrie: I'm sparkly

Falspar: You look dull compared to me still. I look like a living disco ball.

Kyrie: Someone poured weird sparkles all over me. I don't know whst it is. Are they little stars??

Falspar: It's just glitter. Can I take these fangs out yet?

Yu: Yes.

Falspar: *he takes them out*

Kyrie: Glitter? What's that? Are stars called that here? It sounds cute!

Falspar: Nah, see, it's just little bits of shiny stuff. *he throws a bit more for effect*

Kyrie: Ohhh. Alright! So, who's next?

*LETS SHUFFLE AND FIND OUT*

Pink: It's me!

Sissel: Yaaaay.

Pink: OK! #4 has to have a dance off with #6!

Izanami: Sooooon, I'm gonna dance so hard, you'll never even have a chance. Who's up?!

Falspar: :I

Izanami:...ah, that wasn't good behavior for someone like me, right? So, who will I be dancing against?

Falspar: Down here. Yeah. Hi.

Izanami: Oh. Alright. We're gonna start, right?

Falspar: I guess? To what, though?

Pink: I dunno! What does everyone suggest, miiiaoooouuuu?

Clay: I, uh, could do a little something if I had some tools

Apollo: Huh?

Clay: Errr, *he goes into a description of what a disc jockey uses*

*Apollo looks very very confused*

Clay:...uh, it's nothing, nevermind.

Kyrie: I can't play any instruments.

Yu:..........Trumpet. Bass.

Mephiles: What is this, band class?

Yu: Band, Sun- Sunny personalities all around, I mean.

Apollo:...Look, I have a music player. Let's just use that.

Shadow: The lawyer finally remembers he has it.

Kyrie:??? What kinda music player? A...uh...whatever the gray haired guy said? But wouldn't that be lots of work?

Sissel: Nope!

Apollo: *he sets it up and does a thing. wow. music*

*AND THEN THAT HAPPENS*

Kyrie: Wooow! What's that thing??

Mephiles: MP3 player. It stores recorded music, and plays it back.

Kyrie: Weird name.

Sissel: I agree

Kyrie: What's the 3 stand for?

Mephiles: I have no idea.

Kyrie: Okay...

Apollo: I'm not really sure how this guy knows nothing about technology.

Izanami: That was more fun than I've had in a while!

Falspar: That was pretty good! ^^;

Izanami: I used to do it more. But thanks!

*sticks are finally shuffled*

Kyrie: *he looks confused by all the new stuff* All this new stuff is weird...

Shadow: Wait until you see a computer- Oh, it's me.

Kyrie:...Computer?

Shadow: Like I said, wait till you see one. ... All right, number 9 has to pick another player and try to make them laugh. If they can't in 30 seconds, 8 gives them another dare.

Falspar: Oh, goodie. Gimme a minute to think of something.

Yu: >​You considered asking him who he'd try to make laugh.

Yu:...Who are you going to try to make laugh?

Falspar: (I KEEP FORGETTING HE CAN TALK) IIIII'm leaning towards you *Izanami* or you *Pit*

Izanami: Me?

Falspar: Yeah. *He's thinking. Don't you smell the wood burning*

Izanami: Huh. Okay.

Yu:........>​You wonder if you talking up might make you the victim of him trying to make you laugh. You feel bad, knowing that if he tries it, it's not going to work.

*Falspar then gives an attempt which includes: Riding on an RC car, throwing glitter at DP, throwing glitter at Yu, and generally being a dumbass*

Yu:.....................​............I'm fabulous.

Pit: *he was doing a good job holding his laughter, but that ruined it and he's dying of laughter*

Yu: >​You see you made the victim laugh. Good.

Falspar: *he sighs* And I'm safe, right? No other dare?

Shadow: Unfortunately, yes.

Kyrie: Oh..I was 8, and I didn't have any ideas anyway...

Falspar: Oh

Kyrie: You're really cute like a little doll, though!!

Falspar: (AAAAAAAAA) Thanks! :D

*The lameo sticks are redistrubuted*

Izanami: Oh hey, it's me.

Izanami: #3 has to act like one of those infomercial actors for the rest of the game.

Apollo: I-- thaT'S NOT FINE

Shadow: They DO have competence most of the commercial, so

Izanami: "I've got five huge bags of cheetos in this whole bowl. I better go reach for the phone to call my friend about it- WHOOPS I SPILLED THEM ALL OVER THE FLOOR" isn't competence, I think.

Shadow: That's just the beginning of it, isn't it?

Izanami: He mourns the death of his cheetos. Rest in pieces, cheetos.

Shadow: Rest in pieces all over the floor.

Izanami: You will not be missed.

Kyrie: What's a cheeto?????

*PERIOD CHOPSTICKS ARE SHUFFLED*

Mephiles: Speaking of food- not that I care- 3 and 9 should go get some for everyone else.

Clay: Okay!

Apollo: why

*Clay and Pollo leave*

Kyrie: I could've cooked something, but okay.

*Clay comes back. he's the one holding the food. Apollo trips as he enters the entrance*

Clay: We're back! Pollo tripped one or two times, if that counts for anything!

Sissel: *he chuckles*

Apollo: *I didn't know cats could laugh. I'm scared*

Daku: I'M KNUCKLES

Daku: AND UNLIKE SONIC

Daku: I DON'T CHUCKLE

Md: I DON'T CHUCKLE

Md: I'D RATHER FLEX MY MUSCLES

Md: ok so that happendd

Kyrie: Hey! Uh, now that I think about it, we don't know eachother's names. So why don't we all go around and say our names?

Izanami: Let's make it little kindergarten kid's club and say our name and what we like

Mephiles: Lets not.

Kyrie: But we don't know eachother's names. That's..weird.

Mephiles: I meant the kindergarden part.

Kyrie: Okay. I'm Kyrie Illunis - spelled K-y-r-i-e, not K-y-t-i-e - and I'm from the Fall continent!

Shadow: Oh, we're saying where we're from, are we?

Kyrie: I guess! People ask me where it's located, and when I tell them, they say it's called Australia. I don't know what an Australia is.

Shadow: Great, so I have to tell everyone I'm from Space? Fantastic. *he drops the "sarcasm"* My name's Shadow Robotnik.

Apollo: Edgy

Shadow: Damn right

Apollo: Sends chills down my spine

Mephiles: *he just waits*

Clay: Space?

Apollo: Okay, so who's next?

Mephiles: My name is Mephiles. I'm not going into the other part.

Izanami: Mephiles, huh.

Mephiles: *he nods*

Izanami: Weird name.

Mephiles: Thank you.

Izanami: My name and location aren't important, call me what you want.

Shadow: Unless you want us calling you Lightning McQueen, you'd better give us SOMETHING.

Izanami: Sounds good!

Shadow: ... That was a reference. To a movie about cars.

Izanami:..."Moel gas station attendant". My parents were very creative. That's a joke. People call me that.

Sissel: *bluff bluff bluff* They're joking. The names' Izzy.

Izanami: My, my, you're psychic.

Sissel: Maybe.

*The angels are waiting*

Izanami: You're up.

Pit: I'm Pit! And this is Pittoo-

DPit: I told you to stop calling me that! It's Dark Pit, and nothing else.

Pit: *he shrugs* And we're from Skyworld! :D

Izanami: I bet it's miserable when it rains. I like the rain, though

Pink: Pittoo sounds like someone spitting, miaou

Pit: It is miserable.

DP: *he looks irritated*

Clay: I'm Clay Terran and I'm fine! This is Apollo Justice and he's fine!! We're both from California!

Pink: I'm Evil Ranger Pink, miaoooou! I'm from the Netherworld!

Sissel: Nya! My name is Sissel, and I'm from California as well.

Yu:.....................​..............>​You consider introducing yourself.

Yu: *stare* .....................​...................Naruk​ami Yu. Japan.

Kyrie: Japan's that one place with those two deity people named Izanagi and Izanami, right???? I read about it once at the library. It's a mythological place! Are you one of them???

Sissel: *he just looks at Izanami for a moment or so*

Yu: No. I've met both. We aren't mythological.

Falspar: *waiting*

Yu: *he's staring at Falspar*

Falspar: Oh, right! Names' Falspar! I'd tell ya where I'm from, but it sooorta went 'kapoosh'! *he makes a 'boom' gesture*

Kyrie: Like it exploded...?

Falspar: Pretty much!

Kyrie: That's weird. Who'd do something so mean as to end a world?

Falspar: A jerk

Kyrie: Oh.....yeah.............​. I have a friend who wanted to destroy the world...I don't know what happened, though. My head hurts too much trying to remember what happened when she was closest to unlocking how to do it. But she isn't a jerk, so I don't think it always counts.

Falspar: I wouldn't count it. Maybe you .. uh... smacked your head or something.

Kyrie: Maybe. I don't remember hitting my head, but it's possible.

Shadow: It's most likely. Amnesia's got quite a few triggers, though, so who knows.

Kyrie: Yeah.

Apollo: *he grabs the wrong drink*

DPit: *he doesn't correct Apollo, rathering to see what happens*

*Apollo investigates it, realizes it isn't his, and starts to put it down again. his hand slips, and the shock of that makes him fall off the sofa and land on his face*

DPit: Infomercial!

Apollo: Uh-huh. *he puts it down and sits back up*

Shadow: *to Clay* Oh, right. Space.

Clay: I like space! Are you from space???

Shadow: A space station, to be exact, but yeah.

Clay: Wow!

Sissel: *he gets down and goes over to Apollo*

Apollo: *hello kitty*

Sissel: *hello human*

Apollo: *better pet the kitty*

Sissel: ... You're petting me a little hard there

Apollo: Sorry, I don't mean to.

Clay: *he decides to pet sissel instead. and then he picks up sissel and puts him on his lap. kitty*

Sissel: :3

Clay: *yay*

Mephiles: *he just sorta looks around*

Kyrie: So, what now??

Falspar: Are we done????

Kyrie: Yeah.

Mephiles: *I'm just. Gonna melt. Goodbye*

Kyrie: *oh*

Falspar: Well, that's one way to leave.

Kyrie:..Yeah. Creepy...

Apollo: I should head out, anyway. *he stands up and leaves*

Clay: Oh, I should go follow him. Come on, Sissy!

Sissel: *he mews and they go*

Kyrie: There goes the cute kitty.

Pink: I'm not cute?? Miaaooouuu!

Kyrie: You're kinda scary......like a beastman....they tried to use me as a sacrifice once...

Izanami:...........huh. That guy was dead. Er, I mean, uh, I read about it

Shadow: Sure you did. But yeah, he was.

Izanami: Yeah, I did read about it.

Shadow: Man, it's not my place to question this stuff. Someone's bound to know.

Izanami: Question what?

Shadow: How he's alive and all that jazz.

Izanami: Dunno.

Shadow: Well, I'm heading out. Night, losers. *bye*

Pink: Miaouuu! I'm gonna go! I have people to see and things to do! See ya! *she leaves*

Izanami: Are we gonna continue, or end here?

Pit: I think we're done. *this food is becoming mine*

Izanami: Alright.

DPit: *this alcohol is mine, nobody can stop me*

Izanami: *have fun with that*

Kyrie: I could've cooked something...

Falspar: You could now?

Yu:.................>​You​ sense another cook in the room.......

Kyrie: It's too late, I think.

Falspar: Nah! One of my friends cooks, and we'd find him cooking even later!

Kyrie: Really? Well, one time, I was cooking a birthday cake for someone late at night, and it was at an orphanage, and the orphans helped out But, uh, there was an attempted murder and an arson...

Falspar: oH

Kyrie: But no one was harmed really. Only a few burns.

Falspar: That's a good thing!

Kyrie: Yeah...