[Smiley just goes ahead and kicks the rifle-wielder from above. Their feet impact his shoulders at ten meters per second.]
@anti-anomaly-measures

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[Smiley just goes ahead and kicks the rifle-wielder from above. Their feet impact his shoulders at ten meters per second.]
@anti-anomaly-measures

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This is an informational all-call to everyone. Some weirdo in a pickup truck decided to stick Peachy in a cage. Clement got Peachy out of the way; I'm engaging the weirdo now.
Huh. Didn't get a headache that time. Nice.
I still want to know who the hell is sending Lovet the Paradise Lost quotes. Is it the Chaos Insurgency? I heard they stole shit from the AAM. Fuck I hope it's not the CI.
[Locked.]
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@peachy-anon
Peachy. I'd like to ask you to do me a favor.
If you think you can, please @ the Foundation and tell them what just happened.
[Smiley has to physically manifest and type the next words out on their phone.]
With the AAM and 2140, I mean. And me. I physically can't bring myself to do it. To tell them. Show them this post, if you have to, I'll unlock it for them if that's necessary.
I just - they need to be told. And I can't do it myself.
I'm sorry.
In the meantime, I'm going to try something.
...
What the hell? I don't remember doing that.

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[Completely and utterly anonymized search history of Smiley. For research purposes, of course. For now.]
oh no meme
tele frag
how to become more aerodynamic
cygnus x 1
how much mass in a human body
interstellar metal remix
rods from god
xkcd what if baseball
wolfram alpha
maltheism
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I'm not even on that bus, and somehow I can still tell it's a snafu. =/
[Locked. The AAM can't see this.]
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Fuck! Gerald's still in the middle of the woods! D=