#kikili

It was basically like hey guys i have to go to Atlantic city,i have to see my porno family, sign my 8 x 10's all that convention SHIZA.

What the fuck are you doing?

I dont think i could travel to Atlantic city and not bring some super awesome peeps.

And there were 6 of us.

(Vivian Von Cherry Lips with not so cherry lip action & Juicy Pumper)

2 of them dont have alias, and probs dont want you to know what went down. Sitting in Port Authority NYC, we had options. Take the bus, take a car. The girls were in no hurry but one man was not. Men have high anxiety when they are not in control so Ive noticed. More so out in public. But a pill fixed that.

TO THE BUS WE GO because you know we are the definition of procrastination.

(This is Juicy Pumper QUEEN BITCH UNICORN)

-Let me tell you about this woman. She gets shit done!

Where is UPLOWWD?

Is he going to freaking make it in time?

IF the bus would've taken off a minute earlier, he would've been fucked. Well he did get fucked but in a totally "Im in heaven kind of way."

When you take uppers on a bus and you have a lot to talk about you probably shouldn't take uppers. Me and Master Pantsmaster were rolling our faces off, only to a sudden silence and i hate whispering.

The drive to Atlantic City wasn't bad at, we arrived a little lat-----

Damn I'm an asshole, I'm telling this story from what Pissy Nipples experience. Pissy Nipples is me....LOL

Uplowwd was quite a dashing man with a touch of sleaze. Vivian Von Cherry Lips likes to smoke weed and just be naked. Juicy Pumper is horny all the time. ******--***** (shall not be named, but company was most appreciated and adored) and at the end Master Pantsmaster dies. TRUE STORY IS TRUE.

Before:

After:

What have we done to Master Pantsmaster?

We arrived a little late and settled into our rooms to prepare for the rest of the night. God hates us so he sent a hurricane to try to mess with us. BUT THE GIRLS ARE GOING TO WEAR THIS LATEX.

HAHAHAH!

Plans didn't match up but we made it work, we went to a lounge strip club, where ****** showed me how he does a flag on the poll. I dont think anyone can take a man who is dancing on a pole seriously because i had about died. Meeting new people is always nice especially when they are not fricken creepy.

EXTREMELY SHORT SWEATY MAN appears and is grooving by himself, into it. See us and begins his performance. Booty dancing his way on over, completely off beat, he noticed ****** on the pole and they started basically to out dance each other. Sweaty guy goes to Vivian Von Cherry Lips and titty bumps her as if to say "come here girl, if you dare" No one wants that or him, and he made verbal contact awkward several times because he just wouldn't even say hi! I dont know how everyone else was feeling but i knew i was that fucked up.

EXTREMELY SHORT SWEATY MAN realizes his attention is 1000% unwanted and moves on over to the empty dance floor. I was sitting next to Master Pantsmaster and then turned sharply to the left. SAID ASSHOLE decided to ATTEMPT a back flip in front of everyone and landed on his face. And i saw him crush his face into his face last minute. He then stood up, sat down on a chair and then bolted out of the lounge. I couldn't believe i saw that shit. I WAS FACKED UP.........