send โ for a good fucking morning text
[ sent at 11:01 am ] โ rowan: i just woke up and my head is fucking throbbing. i donโt know if itโs how much i drank last night or all the small talk i had to come up with and endure.
[sent at 11:01 am ] โ rowan: probably both.
[sent at 11:02 am ] โ rowan: anyway, how are you? still have a voice?
[sent at 11:03 am ] โ rowan: you did really good last night. great, actually. iโm almost thinking we should consider careers in acting.
send โ for yes of course you fucking can text
[ sent at 12:59 pm ] โ rowan:ย rowan stop itโs a great idea iโm serious
[sent at 12:59 pm ] โ rowan: instagram is the defining tool of our generation and itโs not going to be believable if we donโt have some coupley-shit on there
[sent at 12:59 pm ] โ rowan: iโm not saying iโm going to be sappy because letโs face it, that will be really un-fucking-believable but weโll make it work
[sent at 1:00 pm ] โ rowan: and we can have some fun in the process alright so iโll pick you up in like 20 minutes, okay?
send โข for a fucking drunken text
[ sent at 10:51 pm ] โ rowan: lets get out of here i hte this
[sent at 10:51 pm ] โ rowan: i think ive ha d too much to drink
[sent at 10:51 pm ] โ rowan: cant say another sngle fucking word
[sent at 10:54 pm ] โ rowan:ย dontm ake me sayd please
[sent at 10:57 pm ] โ rowan: ok fine fuckingfds pleeeeeeesasaee