Not from the ship meme specifically, but still a fun question I think. Where is the weirdest place you think that they've had sex? You've mentioned both on the roof at a formal Garrison function, and Zero G, so I'm interested in what else you can come up with lol
Alternatively, if you don't feel like answering that, who carries the other? I feel like this can be interpreted in two different ways:
1) Who physically carries who (which realistically should be Keith just because of his height and Galra strength)
2) Who carries who emotionally/through social situations? Which I find personally find more interesting of an interpretation😅
Oh I like this! Let me have a think....Okay, let's go!
Weirdest place they've had sex?
Okay, it's not weird in so far as the location itself but...well, maybe they should explain...
Pidge: It wasn't my idea.
Keith: Then whose idea was it?
Pidge: I just said we should find somewhere fast because, well, I wanted to. With you.
Keith: Okay, that's true. I guess it's not our fault that the door wasn't locked and we were distracted.
Pidge: That's right! It's totally his own fault!
Hunk: Wait, whose fault is it then?
Pidge & Keith: Lance's.
Lance: YOU DID WHAT IN MY ROOM?!
Pidge & Keith: Him/Her
Cue Lance spending the next ten minutes freaking out. He never lets this die.
Who carries who? Physically/emotionally/other?
Physically:
Pidge has tried, boy has she tried. She's snuck up behind him and tried to lift him by surprise, as though he's deliberately making himself heavier if he knows about it. She's offered him a piggy back, which doesn't go to plan as his legs reach the floor. He refuses to let her try a shoulder carry in case she hurts herself, and the one time she tried princess style she ended up with a pulled muscle. In the end she tried a fireman's lift, throwing him over her shoulder, if you could call him barely off the floor a win, but what she wasn't expecting was him to take the opportunity to grope her ass, which resulted in her squealing with a jerk, which toppled her backwards on top of him.
They leave the carrying physically to Keith after that.
Emotionally, Pidge is the more stable one when it comes to logic, she can see the bigger picture, and everyone is surprised when Keith's anger is running high in a meeting and she is able to calm him down in SECONDS. It was like someone flipped a switch that nobody knew existed, Pidge standing in front of him like the shield to his sword brought to life. She spoke quietly, taking one hand and looking up at him until he realised she was there. The two of them spoke, no one knows even now what about, but it took less than five minutes. Keith was logical again, the steam stopped coming out of his ears, and he was able to finish the meeting with minimal disruption. Afterwards, Iverson took Sam to one side, asking if he knew what his daughter was capable of and if they could bottle it.
That being said...Pidge is a firebrand in her own right! Keith isn't so good at talking her down, he just separates her from the situation, normally picking her up while she still yells at whoever was the target of her ire over his shoulder. No one knows what he does, but she's always so mellow afterwards, it's like he took the anger right out of her.
Yeah. They fucked it out.
Until Keith learnt that doesn't work for everything. Thankfully, for those of us who have them, in the future periods are pretty much extinct and very well controlled (please!) and only necessary for procreation, but hormonal symptoms still haven't quite been eradicated. The first time Keith finds Pidge crying into a jar of peanut butter while watching a movie he panics. Who died? Who does he need to kill? It's several sniffling minutes before she explains it to him and he realises he's never been in close enough contact with a period-having person before to realise just how bad the symptoms could be. Keith hits supportive boyfriend mode HARD. He makes up a trunk which he tops up whenever possible. Hand creams, essential oils, head pads, blankets, pillows, chocolate bars, pretzels in case she wants salty instead, a list of her favourite movies, music, and books laminated so she can just tick which one she wants next then it can be wiped away, her favourite drinks, water pouches to keep her hydrated, tissues, and some of his clothes, soft joggers and t-shirts he knows she likes because they are huge and comfy and smell like him. The first time he finds her tearing up over research he informs Matt he's taking her off for a few days and will have her back good as new. He scoops her up, takes her to his room and plops her in the middle of the bed. Next, he pulls out the trunk and opens it in front of her, telling her to take what she wants, everything or nothing, and to pick their first movie or music. Then, from the bottom, he pulls out a large plushie that looks suspiciously like Kosmo. That broke her. She started crying but this time because she was so touched. They spent the next few days in his room, just quietly helping her through her emotional breakdown until she was ready to face the universe again.
I have no idea if that's what you were thinking, but it's all I could come up with 😅
