#kiddbio

Officer: Alright...I'm disclosing that this conversation is being recorded. Do you know why you’re here? Unidentified Civilian: No. Not really. Officer: You were picked up for hitchhiking along Route 160. Unidentified Civilian: Sorry. Officer: [sigh]...The driver said you didn’t remember how you got there. Is that true? Unidentified Civilian: Uh huh. Officer: What’s your name? Unidentified Civilian: I don’t know. Officer: ...You don’t know? Unidentified Civilian: No. Officer: You don’t know your own name? Unidentified Civilian: No. Officer: Okay, where were you heading then? Back home? Unidentified Civilian: I didn’t know where I was going. Officer: Do you know what state you’re in? Unidentified Civilian: ...Colorado? Officer: Yes, very good. Do you know what city? Unidentified Civilian: ...No. Um, I think...Boulder? Officer: You’re in Alamosa. Unidentified Civilian: Oh. I don’t think I know that one. Officer: Do you have family in Boulder? Unidentified Civilian: I don’t...I don’t know. Officer: ...You don’t know. Did something happen, huh? You get separated? Got lost maybe? Unidentified Civilian: No. I mean...[sigh] Maybe I got lost? Officer: Okay...okay. I think it’ll be good to get you checked out by a doctor, is that okay? Unidentified Civilian: ...Okay. Officer: You need to tell me anything else? Do you remember anything at all?  Unidentified Civilian: Um...I have...parents? Officer: You know their names? Unidentified Civilian: No, just...I’m assuming I have parents. Officer: ...Alright. Anything else? Unidentified Civilian: Um— Officer: Shit kid, you’re bleeding, hold on. [shuffling noise] Unidentified Civilian: Oh. Sorry. Officer: Here you go. [Officer hands civilian a face tissue] Unidentified Civilian: Thanks.  Officer: You in any pain? Headache? Anything like that? Unidentified Civilian: No. I feel okay. Officer: And you don’t remember anything? Unidentified Civilian: [silent] Officer: Kid? Unidentified Civilian: I told you already. Officer: I know, I’m just asking. It’s a little strange is all. I find a kid roaming around with no recollection of anything— Unidentified Civilian: I know it's st— [Civilian seems to have trouble with word] I’m not stupid, I just don’t remember anything. Officer: Now, I didn’t say you were stupid— Unidentified Civilian: I don’t remember. [Civilian abruptly stands] Officer: Okay, okay. I get that, kid. Unidentified Civilian: I don’t remember. I don’t remember. I don’t— [Civilian picks up chair] Officer: Okay, calm down— [Officer attempts to intervene] Unidentified Civilian: D̶̰̠̪̦̣̖̩̔̌̽͗̀Õ̶͚̗̝̃͝N̸̩̟̘͍̬̝͆̿͋̃'̸̮͍̗̪̽̉͛̆́T̸̳̘͈̗̎̀ ̷̮̙͚̲̖͙̽̂̈̽͒͝T̶̡̰̃̏͂͌́Ö̵̲̣̥̙͉͈͐U̷̡̠̠͕͇͐̈́͗͜͠C̴͙͎̰͒̚̕H̸͇̉̐̀̏ ̵̨̽̓M̷̼̀̒̽Ĕ̸̩̱̖̮̅͊

[NOTE: DNA samples from the unknown suspect after the attack on Officer Needleman yielded inconclusive results. Surveillance photos and a sketch artist rendition also yielded no results in CODIS or Missing Persons database. A possible identity was suggested from the case of a missing 17-year-old male from a Colorado campground in 2012. This is unlikely due to an inconclusive match to the provided DNA samples and as the suspect in the assault on Officer Needleman looked to be around 16-18, not 25 as the missing male would be today. A BOLO alert has been sent to neighboring precincts.]