I can always count on you to ask me something, it’s very nice of you.
Why I like them: Let me count the ways. She’s got an infallible dress sense in Season Two, that hair in Season Two, her face, and also some less shallow reasons like her good heart, the fact that she’s a great mother, that she will always get what she wants when she decides she wants it, and will do anything (to anyone) to get it. Also that she loves Norman as much as I do lol.
Why I don’t: Erm. Because I know that if I get too attached it will hurt all the more later on. (Haha, see how I cleverly sidestepped listing any faults? xp)
Favorite episode (scene if movie): SHADOW OF A DOUBT Y’ALL
Favorite season/movie: TWO.
Favorite line: If Hallucinorma counts, I really love “Everybody’s mother lives inside them” because, uh, no they don’t, just you. lol If not, then probably “I’m as keen as I need to be”. I use that one so often. She had some really awesome failed comebacks in Season One.
Favorite outfit: Oh shit, things just got serious. Either the Sandman dress, the party dress from Caleb, or the white floral. The party dress is probably third, so just consider the spooning and the singing dresses as the two competitors for my heart.
OTP: Is this even a question lol. (Norman, for any random newcomers.)
Brotp: Emma, Romero, Christine before the finale (she got real bitchy real fast).
Head Canon: I think pretty much everyone in the happy incest family agrees with this, but she really wants to jump Norman’s bones but is held back by her rather Victorian fear of other people’s censure/desire to be “normal”. Something more personal to my head: while she’s dying Norman starts to cry and she reaches up and wipes away his tear before breathing her last.
Unpopular opinion: I like Norman more than her.
A wish: That she wouldn’t die. That seems pretty obvious. So here’s another: that she could get an actual grown-up friend. Who would encourage her to have sex with her son. >.>
An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: Having sex with anyone other than Norman.
5 words to best describe them: Beautiful, fragile, sad, loving, perfect (she's strong too, though, so can that go with fragile? kthanx)
My nickname for them: My beautiful incest peacock melancholic queen of the world