🫵🏼 smol pool
@spidey-dad
Hehehehe. Yeah, I am pretty small. 8 years old and 4 feet 5 inches of pure chaos!
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🫵🏼 smol pool
@spidey-dad
Hehehehe. Yeah, I am pretty small. 8 years old and 4 feet 5 inches of pure chaos!
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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How many other Wade's have you met so far?
Just one so far. I'm so excited to meet more versions of me!
HI TUMBLR!!!! 👋🗡️
okay so. hi. hello. greetings. bonjour (Pete taught me that one).
my name is WADE WILSON. you might know me as:
- deadpool
- the merc with a mouth
- "WADE NO PUT THAT DOWN"
- Mr. Fury's least favorite person (he won't confirm this, but I KNOW)
i am EIGHT. or nine. somewhere in that zone. numbers are hard and the evidence has been confiscated.
Things about me:
- 🌯 i love chimichangas MORE than anything
- 🧠 i have yellow boxes in my head, and they are VERY opinionated (They are the anonymous and people asking questions)
- 💪 I heal from basically everything, which Steve says means I should be careful, and I say means I should be LESS careful. science.
- 🕷️ my best friend is Pete. he says i'm not his best friend. he is lying.
Things i will be posting:
chaos. probably chimichangas. pete. More chaos. Whatever the yellow boxes vote for. Answering questions.
Tony said i have the emotional maturity of a golden retriever on a sugar high and i made it my whole personality so. you're welcome.
(Wade Wilson does not live with a traditional family. He stays at Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters as a "student," but mostly lives by himself in a little treehouse he built in the forest around the school, surviving on food from the grounds. - Mod)
(this blog is kind of based on the Little Hero AU by the incredibly talented @PixlezQ (Dont know if they're okay with being tagged)— and my own brain — go show them love immediately. RIGHT NOW. i'll wait. 🗡️❤️ (I don't really know much about Deadpool but I'll try my best :3, if I get something wrong just tell me peacefully) - Mod)
Art by PixlezQ of Wade
Will I be getting more followers?
omg you’re so smol!!!
@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer
Oh! It's another me! Hi! [Wade smiled]
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Boredddd!
Have you seen Peter in training with Natasha doing a jump kick in heels yet? Thoughts?
Yeah! I think it's pretty cool! I wanna do that someday, but Nat says I can't for some reason [Wade would pout]. It's stupid that I'm not allowed, but Pete is allowed to.
Do you get along with Logan's other kids?
Hell yeah! I enjoy teaching them to steal and create the same chaos I do. I love them!