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I see that since I've made my 6l9g last night I've gained a few f9ll9wers. I supp9se it 9nly natural t9 intr9duce myself. The general c9nsen9us 9n greeting p9sts is that they are s9mewhat paltry, impers9nal, and generally 69th needless and unnecessary. 

H9wever, I then find it als9 t9 6e a c9mm9n trend f9r 6l9g 9wners and the pe9ple wh9 f9ll9w them t9 stay l9cked in a s9mewhat tawdry cycle 9f pining away f9r a w9rd 9r tw9 fr9m their "mutual", yet 6eing far t99 afraid -- what if they ign9re me? What if they d9n't like me? What if, in general, I am n9t g99d en9ugh? Indimidati9n, especially fr9 a self-imp9sed sense 9f inferi9rity can 6e a p9werful thing. Needlessly exaulting y9ur 9pini9n 9f s9me9ne y9u've never talked t9 can als9 6e quite the dark and disapp9inting r9ute when inevita6ly y9ur find that they d9 n9t live up t9 y9ur l9fty expectati9ns -- when suddenly and inexplica6ly put up s9 high 9n a pedestal, there are a scarce few that can.

S9, in c9nclusi9n, I find intr9duct9ry p9sts t9 6e param9unt in 9pening a safe dial9gue. It is an 9pen d99r, if y9u will, and invitati9n -- yes, y9u may in fact speak with me.

N9w, 9nt9 my actual intr9ducti9n.

My name is Kankri Vantas; I am an imm9rtal "g9d tier" (#P9ssi6le Religi9us C9nn9tati9ns #Make n9 mistake #I am n9t a 'g9d' in any traditi9nal sense 9f the w9rd) with little 9ver three millenia 9f life experience (#And 6y that I mean #Internet 6ased life eperience #With may6e a few sweeps 9f actual face-t9-face interacti9n # A69ut three #It c9unts). I am 9f an 9ff-spectrum tr9ll hue (#That w9uld 6e #Candy red #The M-W9rd is simply unaccepta6le language) and I live al9ne in the derelict remains 9f my sGru6 sessi9n (#P9ssi6ly triggering #All menti9ns 9f sGru6 and it vari9us c9unterparts will 6e tagged appr9prietly), preferring t9 h9p 6etween Derse and Pr9spit, and have f9r a maj9rity 9f my life. There are, as 9f n9w, n9 way in 9r 9ut 9f the place I am, unf9rtunately. 

Physically, I am five f99t eight inches tall -- I'm including this inf9rmati9n as the c9nversati9n 9f heights seems t9 c9me up 9ften in 9nline c9mmunicati9n, I supp9se I w9uld catagrize my 69dy shape as s9mewhat lithe, as I d9 tend t9 get quite the w9rk-9ut fri9m my day-to-day activities, my hair is 6lack and my eyes 9f c9urse, given my age, sh9w my hue. My interests include, 6ut are n9t limited t9; games, 699ks -- especially mysteries, singing, general p9lictial and n9n-p9ltical de6ates, dancing, and c99king.

I have few triggers 9f my 9wn, 6ut I always ask that pe9ple tag hate 9f any kind t9 any 9ne party 9f living 6eing, hem9ism, extreme visual g9re, n9n-c9n 9r du6-c9n menti9ns, as well as images 9f spiders, needles, and, ah, cl9wns. (#6y cl9wn I mean #The very vividly painted Earth Cl9wns #With the large red n9ses and c9l9rful hair #The 9nes that frequently kill 9ther n9n-Cl9wn humans #N9t the sect 9f tr9ll religi9n dictacted under the guidance 9f 'The Mirthful Messiahs' #I thank y9u f9r y9ur distincti9n).

Sh9uld any 9f y9u have any triggers 9f y9ur 9wn, I ask that y9u menti9n as much in y9ur reply, 9r, if preferred, message me privately a69ut them.