I FORGOT TO SHARE BUT: I started cross stitching and I made this for my sister-in-law It took like. Idk. At least 16hrs to make I think? I didn't have a pattern so I sorta just traced it onto the fabric and prayed a lot. It was hard to make the tentacles look like tentacles and not a green blob lol
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do u guys think that when orisa joins the team, all of a sudden zenyatta and bastion get really quietÂ
like bastion used to be pretty chatty and would be chirping regularly, and zenyatta would laugh heartily and say things like, âindeed! really, they are,â or noncommittal things like that, ya know? and heâd translate for people, say that âoh, bastionâs just saying that she wishes she knew what cantaloupe tasted likeâÂ
but then orisa shows up and these instances drop off suddenly and people notice of course
when lucio asks zenyatta about it, zenyatta sort of. ducks his head and mutters something about bastionâs crude humor not being appropriate for a baby while running offÂ
turns out zenyatta had been very generous in how he translated what bastion would say and in general she was saying way more obscene jokes than anyone wouldâve guessed from how sweet she is
me, in normal life: yeah overwatch is p cool it's like. Fine. Have my fave characters and I read fanfic every once in awhile
me when I actually read fanfic or get back on tumblr after a hiatus: MY CHILDREN! MY DELIGHTFUL FRIENDS! HAVE WE LET ORISA SAY FUCK YET? SHE AND BASTION ARE SURELY FRIENDS BY NOW YES? HOW IS DAD GABE? WHERE IS MY DAD GABE CONTENT?
I think it's hard for me to get into mercymaker as a ship because 1) it's hard to gauge widowmaker's canon level of free will when she's been canonically brainwashed and 2) if there was going to be a doctor/patient relationship in overwatch that would make me cringe, it would be if mercy was treating widowmakerÂ
 Because like. Widowmaker was brainwashed and stuff by talon, and thatâs probs a lot of Bad Doctors and Scientists--which, most of the time, mercy kinda isÂ
( âi save lives,â mercy argues when itâs brought up. âi push the boundaries to help people, to save them, to make them better--what is wrong with that, exactly?â but she doesnât answer the original question, doesnât say what she actually /did/ in the field that day)Â
but anyway sheâs probably semi-conditioned to listen to people like those who brainwashed her so. idk it just gives me weird feelingsÂ
so for me to feel Okay about this ship, there needs to be at least one of the following takes:Â
1) mercy isnât an experimenter/researcher--sheâs primarily a medic
2) widowmaker has more autonomy than not--sheâs been brainwashed, yeah, but more in the way of skewing her ethics and altering her memories moreso than making her a winter-soldier-esque toolÂ
3) mercy is evil and awful and widowmaker has little free will and the whole point of the situation is that itâs gross and bad and is not meant to be a love storyÂ
ya feel me?Â
 but god wouldnât they be so salty together--like letâs go with option 2, where widowmaker finds out her memories arenât accurate and she hasnât always been this way and sheâs highkey pissed, and great, NOW theyâre teaming up with the goody-two shoes and thereâs that annoying Sonic the Hedgehog BRAT who keeps popping up EVERYWHEREÂ
and she ends up hiding out in the infirmary, because thereâs only one place where stubborn, annoying, military shits wonât goÂ
mercy, meanwhile, is in there, acting out, â 2 Hours of Sleep Since Last Saturday, the Showâ and trying not to murder Winston as she cleans out the cut on his handÂ
âYou need to be more careful,â she chides him halfheartedly. Itâs not really his fault that all of his equipment is self-made, since his hands are much too large for normal lab equipment, but he could be more cautious in making his own. then maybe he wouldnât be in here, with glass shards scattered across his skin, making her squint with her reading glasses and praying sheâs actually seeing three shards and sheâs not about to pass out into his lapÂ
from behind her, a blue hand reaches out and plucks a bit out that mercy had been struggling to grasp with tweezers. itâs really, really hard not to jump and shriek, but mercy manages, somehowÂ
âyou would think your eyes were closed, ange.â widowmaker says lowly.Â
âitâs hardly my fault you have 20/10 vision,â she retorts. ânot all of us have been enhanced as you have been.âÂ
âmost of your team has been enhanced in one way or another. it should be a dayâs work for you to improve all of their eyesight.âÂ
mercy grumbles under her breath but puts her tweezers down and pulls her gloves off. âIf youâre going to hide in here from your girlfriend, youâll keep busy. wash up and put some gloves on, then tweeze all of the glass out of winstonâs hand.âÂ
âangela, iâm sure i can get it myself--â winston says quickly. âI wouldnât want to inconvenience amelie.âÂ
âNo no, sit, ape-man,â widowmaker rolls gloves on easily and grabs his hand, jerking it into her lap. âit shall only be a moment. iâve always wanted to play nurse,â she purrs.Â
winston gulps and mercy rolls her eyes.Â
it happens more than a few times--widowmaker sneaks in and is dragged over to help mercy with random tasks. easy ones, but ones that would bore mercy to tears. or ones where widowmakerâs eyesight would helpÂ
âread that passage to me,â she shoves a book into widowmakerâs hands as she pulls up different documents on her tablet.Â
âcan you see what that says?â she asks, squinting at the picture that has been sent over to her. âand would you say her leg is more green than blue?âÂ
âgrab the book that says neurons--i think itâs blue, itâs higher up and i canât see the spinesâÂ
widowmaker bitches and complains when she thinks itâs something stupid, but most of the time she does it with a small tease, a short barb--Â
âyour eyesight is going, old lady. havenât you thought about getting glasses? maybe fewer people would mistake you for a teenager if you tried the âdistinguishedâ look.âÂ
mercy flushes red and widowmaker is startled into a laugh. âare you really that vain?âÂ
âShut up. i donât need glasses.âÂ
âyou are,â she breathes in delight. âi knew you were a conceited bitch, but this? pride will be your downfall, ange.âÂ
âshut. up.âÂ
âoh, but youâd look so delectable in glasses. with that stick up your derrière, you could have the librarian pornstar look. sombra assures me that is âinâ now--âÂ
mercy sets off the security system and widowmakerâs booted out of the infirmary, wheezing and laughing.Â
at least until tracer pops in, stands over her, and says, âyou look WAY more human when you laugh, mate. angelaâs been good for you.âÂ
widowmaker hisses, âyouâre an irritant that i have no time for and your accusations are ridiculous.âÂ
lena laughs and laughs and widowmaker tries to kill her for the fiftieth time.Â
when widowmaker goes back to the infirmary, days later, mercy has a pair of thick-rimmed glasses on, that have slid down to the bottom of her nose. when she pokes her head up and out of a stack of textbooks to look at widowmaker, she pushes them up the bridge of her nose absentlyÂ
âoh,â she scowls. âitâs you. get over here, i need your opinion on if this is fuschia or magenta.âÂ
âYour fashion sense must hideous if you need my help with that,â widowmaker says.Â
but she walks over anyway. thereâs something flattering (a little high-inducing, almost like a power-trip) knowing that an arrogant child like mercy would take her advice. and the glasses look good on her
itâs easy to lean in close while she peers at the photos and listen, feel, ever so carefully. thereâs a hitch in her breath, and she shifts in her seat, and if widowmaker isnât mistaken, thereâs a small, tiny flush right across the apples of her cheeksÂ
(she might have to kill tracer for bringing this possibility to her attention. if anyone asks, widowmaker was planning this from the beginning.)Â
zenyatta taking orisa under his wing is a great concept and I forget what post made me think of it but itâs a GREAT concept
Because first off: just adorable. Zenyatta realizing sheâs only a month old and taking her under his wingâhelping her find her own way and being a listening ear while gently correcting mistakes or giving her advice.
BUT ALSO: he would HAVE to teach her humor because that is such a difficult thing for computers and artificial intelligence and anything non-human to understand, ya know? Sheâd need his bit of experience as an omnic, as a non-human, in explaining it I think, because humans are bad at explaining it outside of âwell, itâs just funnyâŚâ
(even if zenyattaâs sense of humor is v dry, generally laced with almost-undetectable sarcasm and mocking and a disgusting amount of puns⌠better than dvaâs raunchy humor or Jesseâs self-deprecation, he argues when genji asks him about it)
like honestly imagine him cracking up the first time she makes a joke⌠itâs one even human children wouldnât think was funny, about cpu speed not determining shininess, but one he sees is very similar to the ones he would make when he was maturing, when his guardians would indulgently chuckle and pat him on the head. because humor is the first step to understanding the self and deeper themes imho and they were proud, if a little confused by the punchline
it would be so sweet and orisa would be happy at making him happy and sheâd start making jokes all the time, even if they werenât particularly. Uh. Funny. Or even if they donât make much sense
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i love that we have no actual backstory for frank truman yet b/c i have a lot of Ideas for why heâs in twin peaksÂ
i mean the one that iâm p sure is most fitting w/what we know of his backstory is to do w/his sonâs death. thatâs some Awful Shit, and like. i wonât get into the nitty-gritty of that b/c i donât Want To and iâd go on about the different levels of guilt and grief w/that butÂ
harry welcoming his brother and sister-in-law and letting them stay with him until they get things situated. Â being understanding and patient with dorisâs angry outbursts, with frankâs sullennessÂ
he gets norma and shelly to keep doris busy at the diner, every once in awhile. they talk with her (When sheâs up for it--otherwise, they keep a conversation going between them and give her space to respond if she wants to) and sometimes they let her make dessert in the backÂ
(doris makes a great butterscotch pie, and a lot of regulars are bummed that itâs only available sporadically. betty briggs, in particular, sighs theatrically when she shows up too late one evening and thereâs none left)Â
and sometimes, doris and sarah palmer get together. those nights, harry generally has to drive to pick her up or she stumbles home early the next morning, hungover and with bags under her eyes but looking a little lighter.Â
frank--harry drags frank everywhere, basically.Â
because frank and doris arenât doing too great when theyâre around each other (putting blame in all the wrong places, they barely speak most days and when they do itâs more than a little harsh on both ends) and while doris has always been more social, has always been able to make friends and find support when she needs it since she can reach out for it, frankâs never been like that
frankâs always been stoic. he and harry arenât the most verbose of people, but theyâre /good/ people. theyâre good at helping others, have always wanted to help others, and frank is decidedly Not Used To Needing HelpÂ
so harry drags him around and makes him feel useful, doesnât let him be alone too long at all. heâs there and grasping frankâs shoulder firmly when things get overwhelming, is always conveniently available to work from home for the day when frank doesnât want to get out of bedÂ
(And the nights that are really bad, where frank is drinking and breaking things (never screaming, harry doesnât think his brotherâs ever raised his voice outside of his nephewâs funeral), harry just waits and listens and hugs him when he can get in close enough. in a tight hug, mimicking the one coop gave him all those years ago when josie was killed and he was spiraling--itâs a specific type of hug, where you engulf the person youâre comforting as fully as you can and try to block the world out for a few moments.Â
harry gets pretty good at it, in this phase of life. a few times, he tries to send a postcard to agent dale cooper to thank him for teaching him this skill. they never make it to him, but harry thinks coop knows anyway)Â
heâs /there/ for frank, which is more than frank can say for his wife, and it takes a few years before frank can look at where heâs at and really, really get it
heâs strangely, mysteriously back on twin peaksâ sheriffâs departmentâs payroll without him noticing, with somewhat of a social life back with the bookhouse boys, and apparently doris and harry had been looking at houses for them to move into so harry can have his place back
and he looks at harry (his little brother, his partner-in-crime for nearly two decades) sliding eggs onto his plate and has to take a minute to just. take it in.Â
âthank you, harry,â he says lowly, when they start to walk into the sheriffâs station. thereâs more gray hair in harryâs mop than black, but he still has his signature mop. not like frank, who lost all of his hair in the first year of his grief. harry has more wrinkles around his eyes and the sides of his mouth than frank remembers--has it really been so long?Â
harry gives him a small smile and grabs his shoulder. âof course. just glad youâre back with us, brother.âÂ
and of course thereâs frankâs âbig brotherâ instincts that attribute to him stepping up to cover for harry when he gets sick, that attribute to him calling him and checking in and backing off when it seems like heâll add to harryâs stress, but. itâs also caring for his brother since he sorta dropped the ball on that for awhileÂ
frankâs def visiting harry every few days, if not daily, and they must both be present enough in the community for lucy to expect everyone to know about the two sheriff trumans and to say which one they wanted to talk withÂ
idk i love these brothers and i love harry taking a bit of a lesson from cooper, not on how to be a law enforcer but instead on how to be a better person. âgive yourself a present every dayâ was a valuable lesson, but handling grief? cooperâs way of being kind to people? That was important too.Â
and i think harry says that to frank at some point, or talks about agent cooper and how harry still believes in him despite him disappearing, despite the strange rumors heâs heard about the man, and that might be what decides it for frank to help out when cooper comes a-knocking 25 years later.Â
So, a concept for you: Mercy and widowmaker, but with a relationship similar to Brittnay and Saison Marguerite, with Mercy as Brittnay, and widowmaker as Saison.
I am so sorry 1) for how late I took to respond to this and 2) the fact that I canât respond because I donât know who youâre referencing
Really sorry!! Iâm the #worst
but I have an idea for mercymaker thatâs been in the works for a bit so keep an eye out for that, it should be one of the first things Iâll post since being back
reactions to overwatch media iâve missed while iâve been gone:Â
orisaâs introduction video: literally was on the verge of tears afterwards because efi is so kind and smart and amazing and orisa is AMAZING and cute and kindÂ
bastionâs new comic: TORBJORN HAS A NEW DAUGHTER THIS IS LOVELY I LOVE GRUFF DAD TORBJORNÂ
uprising comic: (under a cut because i have a lot of comments about this one)Â
1)  âgabe whyâs mccree out there when blackwatch is suspendedâ âheâs on VACATION let the boy live *gunshots in the background*â << the best dad gabe moment holy shit.Â
2) plus gabe giving a shit about omnics is A+ and being like âyou gotta pay people for the work they do my pals itâs not that deepâÂ
3) plus what is up w/genji just having wires out everywhere wtf help him heâs gonna trip, why did angela do that and why does he just have one arm dangling that is a #aestheticÂ
4) Â and YES i love that weâre seeing jackâs struggle between what overwatch was intended to be and the red tape with it, and youâre seeing that heâs being pressured from all sides and YES THAT IS THE PROBLEM WITH OVERWATCH I LOVE IT i could talk about this for days, the struggle to knowing u have the ability to do something but having to go through management nonsense like DUDE I FEEL U I BEEN THERE IT OKAYÂ
5) lena, not even an active field agent, fucking speaking her mind to jack (iâm not going to apologize YES MY FRIEND DONâT U DARE) and being the hero we all know she is and UGH so good. i want her to be a leader in overwatch so bad i think that would be SO GOODÂ
6) jack likes lena and honestly i love that. i have my jack being a dad to mercy headcanons but. honestly. him being a mentor figure to lena would be so. so. SO. good. because sheâd learn from his mistakes while still respecting his opinions and judgment and experience. itâd be. so good.Â
7) the uprising outfits are so bad iâm so sorry but theyâre so bad and iâm really glad that i didnât play overwatch during that event because i donât need those skins iâm sorry but. i hate themÂ