#kewed

public speaking evaluators: ...and you've got excellent use of gestures in your speech... me in my head: i literally can't stop talking with my hands but thanks

wdym when allos think about getting proposed to they don't think about potentially saying no and therefore what would be an ideal setting for said proposal in case either or both sides need to walk away

My favourite equipment at the gym is that one where you lie on your front and kick your feet up behind you to work the hamstrings. It’s prime for reading fanfics.

‘write drunk edit sober’ only works insofar as the alcohol not making you sleepy