[AU where Kevin is in Trojans]
Kevin: You know, I've wanted this for a long time...
Jeremy: Seriously? I didn't even realize you were considering a relationship with me
Kevin: Oh, I'm sorry. Was I supposed to storm into the locker room screaming "Captain, I want you, take me on this table!" and rip my shirt off?
Jeremy: You know I wouldn't mind if you did that
Kevin: Fucking fetishist







