#kevo

Itsssss kevo!

[ID: A digital artwork of Call Me Kevin looking down at a lake. By his hand is a picture of a brown Among Us character with bear ears. In the background is a hill with trees. /end ID]

"We met by chance and it was like DESTINY! Since the day I laid my eyes on her, since she made me smile, I made it my sole purpose to make her the happiest girl alive!"

"And I might not be good at it! But you fuckING BET I TRY! I'M DOING MY BEST GODAMNIT--"

Swoop!

1) When you see a pirateship approaching and hear it's crew singing Waterloo and S.O.S. by ABBA or Oceanman by Ween... YOU ARE OFFICIALLY DOOMED.

2) Avoid Sandstorm by Darude at sea - it will cause storms and bad weather. YMCA and Cotton Eye Joe though are perfectly acceptable.

3) When you steal a train in the Wild West the only responsible thing to do is playing Super Trooper by ABBA and dancing on the coal-waggon.

4) Zombie-apocalypse? Get a car, blast "Homegrown tomatoes" by John Denver and you'll be fine.

5) Bears who are called Ben are adorable when completely overwhelmed with sudden love and appreciation.

6) TURG? TURG.

7) I love Kevo's quarantine streams and they are the most delightful things I've seen in this whole mess. It's like partying! Corona partying done right <3 Also wtf is wrong with this community?! So damn nice!