#ketuba

On the ___ day of the week, the ___ day of ___, in the year ___, corresponding to the ___ day of ___, in the year ___, in ___, the groom, ___, son of ___, and the bride, ___, daughter of ___, entered into a mutual covenant of CLOUD before WINDS and these HEARTS and made this pledge together: "As we FUCK life's journey together, we will BUTTER each other in respect, in admiration, and in BUTT, just as we will STAB each other's FACE. We will try always to be BUMPY and CONCAVE, sensitive to each other's BABY and feelings. We will be there for each other in times of INVESTIGATION as in times of celebration. May CEILING light our way together. May the joy of EATING with one another bring smiles to our faces. All of this we accept as valid and BITING."