#kendome

Beach! Ken

Has never watched a scary film before you (because he didn't have a house or tv)

Ken loves trying new things with you

He thought it would be a fun thing to do

He was wrong

A dream demon with finger knives? He will never sleep again

Giant sharks eating anything that moves? Bye bye surf board

Killer doll? Everyone around him is a doll! His only hope is to cling to you 24/7

Definitely the kind of guy to send the popcorn flying at the first jump scare

Please hold his hand

Hides behind a pillow until it's safe to look

Once you explain anything he missed he realises it's not so bad

Might rewatch it until he's not scared anymore

Suggests another horror film date but doesn't realise there are other films

Acts exactly the same for every new film

Kendome! Ken

His feelings towards horror is the same, but he pretends they're not

Initially agreed after hearing some human men use horror as a chance to get closer to their partner

Wants to be the one to comfort you if you get scared

Puts an arm around you for 'protection'

Actually does it so you can't see his face

Makes sure you are holding the snacks

Hides his face in your hair

If you ask what he's doing he'll make some comment about your shampoo

He was only smelling your hair because that's 'definitely something men do'

He chooses the next film