#kelpiekidd

Dutch

Vers (top-bottom) and Switch (dom-sub). Naturally, he's surrendering control only to indulge his partner—pure magnanimity on his part. (Sure, Dutch.)

He has wildly different approaches to sleeping with men and women, mostly rooted in his romanticized perception of femininity as divine. (This deserves a proper analysis, honestly.)

He’s a yapper with women. Won’t shut up—praises, teases, the cheesiest compliment ever heard to man. Did he read it in a book? Did he come up with that on his own? Who knows, he’s not gonna admit to either.

Flattery? For men? He doesn’t see the point. Unless, of course, he is on the receiving end. In which case, it’s completely normal, proper, and frankly, should happen more often.

If he’s doing something right, better tell him. Otherwise, he’ll ask. Incessantly. Not because he doubts himself—he just likes to hear it, moreso when he's subbing.

When he doms, it's intense. He promises to tease and make it last forever, but he gets overeager fast. He gets off on control in normal situations, just imagine what that does to him in bed.

Pillow Princess when he bottoms. To the point he needs to be physically moved because he won’t on his own.

You’d assume he has an oral fixation for how much he opens his big mouth, and yes. Yes, he has. On that note, he also likes mirrors.

He will be open to try things because he thinks there’s nothing he can’t do. He will promptly escalate them to a dangerous degree because he doesn’t know his own limit. Regardless if he is or isn’t into it, if challenged, he’ll do it again.

He will leave something behind. Maybe it’s an innocently forgotten belonging he'll have to retrive. Maybe it’s the not-so-innocent mark of his teeth. He needs to leave a reminder he was there.

Aftercare is a problem because he gets post-coital hyperactivity. He’ll pace, ramble, plan. Swears his best ideas come with a clear head. Peppy as hell, less controlled, arrogance through the roof. His sarcasm cuts a little too deep. Will get mean if pushed.

Micah

A life spent among outlaws (primarily men) meant female company was scarce and nights were long, boring and lonely. Plenty of opportunities to experiment, plenty of excuses to make.

Sleeping with women is recreational. Sleeping with men is transactional. He needs to gain something out of it, or at least have the impression he is gaining some kind of advantage/upper hand. He’s a master at justifying it.

If he bottoms he’ll fight like hell to pretend he’s simply allowing it. If he sees an opening for topping, he’ll take it. And when he does, it’s dangerous—because he gets nasty about it. Not that it ever feels as good as when he’s on his back—woah, who said that?!

He’s a terrible submissive. Too restless, too grabby, snaps back instead of following orders. Does he want to be put in his place? I mean…

He hates anything that looks too much like intimacy. Touching hands, looking in the eyes (unless there's some power-play involved). He avoids kissing like the plague. Don't try him, he bites.

If he senses vulnerability, he’ll be twice as vicious. If he’s the one unraveling, he’ll only take mockery as a response. Meanness is comfortable—it’s the language he speaks best, the one he understands the most.

He craves praise, but will never ask for it. He’ll try to subtly lure it out, twisting any backhanded comment if he needs to. If he gets nothing, he doesn’t care. He never cared. Really!!!

Vocal. Won’t stop talking and making noises. His dirty talk is abysmal and his attempts at being flirty are on par with the rest of his humor. Crass, cringy and ill-timed.

Runs out of stamina embarrassingly fast. Partly because he forgets to breathe. Partly because he just doesn’t breathe well, period. Anything that obstructs his mouth leaves him gasping—not that he minds.

Amusingly sensitive neck. The softer the touch the most restless he grows. But if someone actually wraps their hand around it or bites him? Hope nobody was expecting this to last much longer.

Has the attention span of a goldfish. Pleasure is nice, but bores him easily. If he’s not being challenged, pushed, or hurt, he zones out.

If we’re talking body parts. He’s a breasts/chest man. Not that he doesn’t appreciate a good pair of thighs or a nice behind, but there’s something about a soft chest under his cheek (or his hands) that makes him feel at home.

I’m not joking when I said he’s the queen of consent and healthy boundaries.He’s the one to ask repeatedly if his partner is sure of something. Since he could get carried away in the moment, he likes to set some ground rules first.

He’s 100% a switch and he changes drastically depending if he’s topping or bottoming. If he’s topping, he tends to be calmer and more controlled, and could feel cold at first glance. If he’s bottoming, he’s a feral little heathen that gets snappy and impatient real fast.

He’s not so much into the whole dom/sub thing but he does like to act out scenarios and roleplay. He doesn’t like when the roles are too obvious, or clear-cut, though, prefers when the dynamic comes out naturally throughout the interaction, depending on the scenario he came up with. (He is the one coming up with them, he loves it, has a huge backlog of them)

Big into ropework. I guess he likes that he can translate the skill to another field so seamlessly. There’s something satisfying in keeping someone tied up and powerless like that. And the ropes sometimes leave marks behind, which are really nice to look at after.

Likes edging, whether it’s on himself or his partner. Likes to drag it out and deeply enjoys both being begged for it, and being too speechless to beg himself.

He’s not much of a talker, keeps quiet for most of it but he does like to break the tension (and rhythm) with a quip or two. Sometimes it’s silly, other times it’s teasing. When he’s in the mood, it starts as a joke and ends with the filthiest praise he said all night.