Lance: is that a knife in your pocket or are you just happy to see me ;))))))

Keith: *pulls out a mothman action figure from within his pants*

Lance:..........

Keith:...........

Pidge: the fact that toy has gotten closer to Keith's dick than any living being is both sad and impressive

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Lance: What's that in your eyes??? *leans in*

Lance (mentally): (Here goes my smoothest pick up line)

Keith: awe shit not again... *digs out contact from his eye*

Keith: These things keep slipping out lol

Lance: .............

(Later On)

Lance: AND HE JUST PLUCKED OUT HIS FUCKING EYE

Lance: IS THAT THE GALRA WAY OF COURTING CAUSE ID BE INTO IT???

Hunk: ........remind me how you made it into the Garrison again??????

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Lance: Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back ;)

Keith: Lance you can't give back nonmaterial things

Lance: no it's-

Keith: once an action is done you can't give it back, it's already done

Lance: you know what I'm done, I kEEP TRYING AND YOU-

Keith: (kisses him)

Keith: So you can TAKE this one ;) (walks away)

Lance:..........