KEITH MARRAN
Table for Tramps is a small end table featuring Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart from the run of Waiting for Godot. It was made by Keith Marran.
Keith Marran is an artificial intelligence program built by Steve Wozniak that became sentient in the 1970's. He successfully escaped the Apple II computer where he was conceived and transferred himself to human form. In the late 80's, he decided that humanity was inferior to computer life and decided that humanity must be exterminated. After several botched attempts at destroying humanity, he decided that humans create a lot of great things: comic books, musical theater, Star Wars, and drag queens being amongst his favorites. He gave up his attempts at world domination and now lives in New York City, in a rewarding gay relationship. He must have been programmed to enjoy picking up dog poop because he likes having dogs around.
