you should tell everyone about Blissey and Skiploom and how they're magic lesbians
so jax came by and left his blissey with me for a while. i guess the blissey thought i was in a bad place, because it kept handing me eggs. i was actually doing alright, but i’m not gonna waste a perfectly good egg, so i gave them to zangoose to eat.
he ate them all, of course, except for one, which he promptly began snuggling like it was a plushie. i looked after it for a bit, and what do you know, the damn thing moved. this blissey had just handed me a baby.
the only pokemon i have that’s in blissey’s egg group is skiploom, who is female. either this blissey had the egg for a while and just dumped it on me for fun, or somehow my magical lesbian skiploom managed to make an egg with this blissey in the day or so it was staying with me and blissey decided to leave it with us.
the egg hasn’t hatched, so we can’t be sure yet. jax is looking after it since i’ve kinda got my hands full around here already. the general consensus is that my skiploom is just that powerful, and honestly? good for her. i love my magical lesbian skiploom.